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Feb. 11, 2026

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White House Announces New Ministry of Misinformation to Clarify What You Meant to Say

Feb. 11, 2026

Policy and Politics | BY

Congress Holds Emergency Hearing After Government Accidentally Balances Budget for 11 Minutes

Policy and Politics | BY

GOP Debates Hiring Meteorologist for Midterms After Trump’s Strategy “Unclear but Stormy”

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GOP Chiefs Reportedly Considering Crystal Ball Over Trump Midterm Strategy

Jan. 29, 2026

Policy and Politics | BY

President Announces “Board of Peace,” World Leaders Wonder If There’s A Spot For Philosophers Too

Jan. 23, 2026

Policy and Politics | BY

Trump Announces “Board of Peace” to Mediate Global Conflicts — Including Disputes Over Socks Left in Dryer

Policy and Politics | BY

Massive “Free America Walkout” Protest Marks Trump Term Anniversary — Schools Wonder If It’s a Field Trip

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Pentagon Declares Stars & Stripes Too Woke, Turns It Into Official Warfighter Infotainment Network

Policy and Politics | BY

Trump Unveils ‘Consultative Tariff Tango’ With NATO: Now Europe Must Dance for Greenland

Jan. 13, 2026

Policy and Politics | BY

Senate Accidentally Passes Bill Declaring ‘Jan. 6 Was a Livestream Party,’ Sponsors Demand Live DJ Next Time

Economy | BY

Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

Economy | BY

Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47

Oct. 28, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Warns 42 Million Americans Could Lose Food Stamps If Democrats Don’t Approve Funding For Their Own Voters

Oct. 27, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Argentina Declares Independence From Socialism, Starts Shocking New Trend Of Doing Math

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Fed Cuts Interest Rates To Stop Slowdown It Caused By Raising Rates To Stop Inflation It Caused By Cutting Rates

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Walmart Finally Chooses Americans Over Imported Tech Gurus—Liberals Declare It A Hate Crime

Oct. 21, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Warns: Without Tariffs, America Will Be Forced To Buy Its Own Products From China Again

Oct. 16, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

China Accused Of Betraying Trade Truce After America Realizes It Outsourced Everything To Its Rival

Jan. 26, 2026

Life | BY

Nation Holds First Annual Freeze-Your-Rights Celebration After Minnesota Becomes Winter Protest Theme Park

Jan. 08, 2026

Life | BY

Experts Say Americans Must Lower Expectations To Fight Climate Change

Life | BY

$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

Life | BY

Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

Nov. 25, 2025

Life | BY

Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

Life | BY Chief Editor

Nvidia CEO Begs Trump To Let Him Sell Chips To China Like It’s A Communist Costco

May. 30, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

“Biology Is Bigotry,” Michelle Obama Explains to Applauding Houseplants

May. 26, 2025

Life | BY

Harvard Hit With Reality: Trade Schools Now America’s Ivy League

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Disgraced Ex-Rep Sends Trump Pardon Request Folded Into Origami Eagle

May. 08, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Gates Foundation to Receive $200 Billion, Gates Children to Receive Resume Templates

Feb. 16, 2026

Opinion | BY

Trump Promises To Deport Government Waste, Bureaucrats Begin Self-Reporting

Opinion | BY

At Munich Security Conference, U.S. Leaders Debate Whether World Order Is a Tango or a Tap Dance

Opinion | BY

Trump Promises to “Politically Smite” GOP Traitors Who Dared Oppose His Tariff Takeover — GOP Offers “Loot Boxes” Instead

Opinion | BY

Trump DOJ Quietly Files Motion to “Dismiss With Justice™” Bannon Case, Jury Still Shocked It Happened Less Than a Month Ago

Opinion | BY

Kid Rock to Host Super Bowl Counter-Halftime Show — Because Who Needs Cultural Relevance Anyway?

Feb. 05, 2026

Opinion | BY

LinkedIn Announces New Job Category: ‘Professional Outraged Conservative

Feb. 02, 2026

Opinion | BY

LinkedIn Accidentally Declares Patriotism “Hateful” Then Pretends It Was Just a Glitch

Jan. 30, 2026

Opinion | BY

Johnson Announces ‘Ice Breaker’ Deal: Conservatives Thrilled To Fund ICE Only On Tuesdays

Jan. 29, 2026

Opinion | BY

University Adds ‘Silence’ Requirement To Free Speech Policy For Safety

Jan. 28, 2026

Opinion | BY

University Introduces New Diversity Program Excluding Anyone Who Disagrees

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Trump Promises To Deport Government Waste, Bureaucrats Begin Self-Reporting

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