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Washington Replaces Intelligence Experts With Guy Who Once Read Email

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Congress Unveils Bipartisan Plan To Fix Nation By Renaming All Problems

Apr. 21, 2026

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Congress Passes Emergency Bill To Investigate Why Americans Still Have Money

Apr. 09, 2026

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Trump Announces Iran Ceasefire, Media Immediately Misses War Instead

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Democrats Warn Democracy in Danger After Voters Start Voting Wrong

Mar. 18, 2026

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Congress Introduces Bipartisan Bill To Finally Fix Problems By Forming Another Committee

Mar. 11, 2026

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Trump Says Iran War Nearly Finished, Washington Immediately Forms 12 New Committees

Mar. 11, 2026

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Pentagon Confirms Iran War Nearly Over, CNN Announces Five-Year Panel Discussion

Mar. 06, 2026

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White House Launches New Task Force To Determine Why Eggs Exist

Feb. 19, 2026

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Prediction Markets Now “Freedom Futures” as Trump Admin Battles State Lawsuits Over Betting on Everything

May. 12, 2026

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Democrats Demand Tariffs Include Emotional Reparations For Imported Goods

May. 06, 2026

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Economists Warn Trump Tariffs Could Cause Dangerous Surge In American Manufacturing

May. 05, 2026

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White House Assures Americans Economy Strong After Redefining “Strong”

Apr. 30, 2026

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Administration Launches ‘Affordable Living Initiative’ By Redefining Affordable

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Federal Government Assures Americans Inflation Is “Emotionally Optional” Now

Mar. 17, 2026

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Media Declares Economy Strong After Discovering Americans Still Breathing

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Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

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Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

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Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47

Oct. 28, 2025

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Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle

Apr. 30, 2026

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Administration Launches ‘Affordable Living Initiative’ By Redefining Affordable

Mar. 27, 2026

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Climate Experts Propose Ban on Weather After Unexpected Snowstorm Appears

Jan. 26, 2026

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Nation Holds First Annual Freeze-Your-Rights Celebration After Minnesota Becomes Winter Protest Theme Park

Jan. 08, 2026

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Experts Say Americans Must Lower Expectations To Fight Climate Change

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$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

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Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

Nov. 25, 2025

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Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

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Nvidia CEO Begs Trump To Let Him Sell Chips To China Like It’s A Communist Costco

May. 30, 2025

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“Biology Is Bigotry,” Michelle Obama Explains to Applauding Houseplants

May. 26, 2025

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Harvard Hit With Reality: Trade Schools Now America’s Ivy League

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Patriotism Now Requires Warning Labels, Experts Confirm

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America's 250th Birthday Celebration Updated To Include Twelve Apology Stations

Jun. 08, 2026

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Pentagon Cuts Religion List To 31, Bureaucrats Demand New Faith

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Nation's Empathy Reserve Hits Critical Low After Border Finally Exists

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Primary Voters Demand Candidates Promise To Fix Problems They Created

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NFL Announces Teams Must Earn Pride Month Through Performance Metrics

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Congress Proposes Menstrual Leave, Emotional Recovery Days, And Grief Week For Mondays

May. 22, 2026

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NPR Staff Offered Free Coding Bootcamp, Immediately Declare JavaScript “Problematic”

May. 18, 2026

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Congress Approves New “Fact-Checked” Bible To Combat Dangerous Independent Thought

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Trump’s China Visit Ends After Xi Gives Him Massive Parade And Friendship Panda

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