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Washington Replaces Intelligence Experts With Guy Who Once Read Email

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Congress Unveils Bipartisan Plan To Fix Nation By Renaming All Problems

2026-04-21

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Congress Passes Emergency Bill To Investigate Why Americans Still Have Money

2026-04-09

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Trump Announces Iran Ceasefire, Media Immediately Misses War Instead

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Democrats Warn Democracy in Danger After Voters Start Voting Wrong

2026-03-18

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Congress Introduces Bipartisan Bill To Finally Fix Problems By Forming Another Committee

2026-03-11

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Trump Says Iran War Nearly Finished, Washington Immediately Forms 12 New Committees

2026-03-11

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Pentagon Confirms Iran War Nearly Over, CNN Announces Five-Year Panel Discussion

2026-03-06

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White House Launches New Task Force To Determine Why Eggs Exist

2026-02-19

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Prediction Markets Now “Freedom Futures” as Trump Admin Battles State Lawsuits Over Betting on Everything

2026-05-12

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Democrats Demand Tariffs Include Emotional Reparations For Imported Goods

2026-05-06

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Economists Warn Trump Tariffs Could Cause Dangerous Surge In American Manufacturing

2026-05-05

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White House Assures Americans Economy Strong After Redefining “Strong”

2026-04-30

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Administration Launches ‘Affordable Living Initiative’ By Redefining Affordable

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Federal Government Assures Americans Inflation Is “Emotionally Optional” Now

2026-03-17

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Media Declares Economy Strong After Discovering Americans Still Breathing

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Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

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Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

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Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47

2025-10-28

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Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle

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Climate Experts Declare Heat Waves Officially Caused by American Barbecue Grills

2026-06-18

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FEMA Warns Americans to Pack Emergency Pronouns Before Hurricane Season

2026-04-30

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Administration Launches ‘Affordable Living Initiative’ By Redefining Affordable

2026-03-27

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Climate Experts Propose Ban on Weather After Unexpected Snowstorm Appears

2026-01-26

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Nation Holds First Annual Freeze-Your-Rights Celebration After Minnesota Becomes Winter Protest Theme Park

2026-01-08

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Experts Say Americans Must Lower Expectations To Fight Climate Change

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$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

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Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

2025-11-25

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Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

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Nvidia CEO Begs Trump To Let Him Sell Chips To China Like It’s A Communist Costco

2026-07-15

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Congress Passes Permanent Daylight Saving Time to Give Bureaucracy One Extra Hour

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Washington Unveils Federal Office of Explaining Obvious Things to Bureaucrats

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NPR Launches “Presidential Portrait Support Group” for Passport Holders

2026-07-09

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Democrats Launch Emergency “Fascism Alert App” After Running Out of Adjectives

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Government Creates ‘Ministry of Explaining Common Sense’ After Another Bureaucratic Crisis

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Experts Warn Ceasefires Now Last Shorter Than Free Streaming Trials

2026-07-03

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Supreme Court Issues New Ruling Requiring Bureaucrats to Read the Constitution First

2026-07-01

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Paris Blames American Air Conditioners for Europe’s Heat, Thermometers Apologize

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Progressive Coalition Launches Emergency Task Force to Protect Facts from Voters

2026-06-29

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New Government Office Opens to Study Why Bureaucracy Keeps Creating More Bureaucracy

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