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Mar. 18, 2026

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Congress Introduces Bipartisan Bill To Finally Fix Problems By Forming Another Committee

Mar. 11, 2026

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Trump Says Iran War Nearly Finished, Washington Immediately Forms 12 New Committees

Mar. 11, 2026

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Pentagon Confirms Iran War Nearly Over, CNN Announces Five-Year Panel Discussion

Mar. 06, 2026

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White House Launches New Task Force To Determine Why Eggs Exist

Feb. 19, 2026

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Prediction Markets Now “Freedom Futures” as Trump Admin Battles State Lawsuits Over Betting on Everything

Feb. 18, 2026

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Senate Unveils 4,200-Page ‘Emergency’ Bill No One Has Read

Feb. 11, 2026

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White House Announces New Ministry of Misinformation to Clarify What You Meant to Say

Feb. 11, 2026

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Congress Holds Emergency Hearing After Government Accidentally Balances Budget for 11 Minutes

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GOP Debates Hiring Meteorologist for Midterms After Trump’s Strategy “Unclear but Stormy”

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GOP Chiefs Reportedly Considering Crystal Ball Over Trump Midterm Strategy

Economy | BY

Federal Government Assures Americans Inflation Is “Emotionally Optional” Now

Mar. 17, 2026

Economy | BY

Media Declares Economy Strong After Discovering Americans Still Breathing

Economy | BY

Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

Economy | BY

Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47

Oct. 28, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Warns 42 Million Americans Could Lose Food Stamps If Democrats Don’t Approve Funding For Their Own Voters

Oct. 27, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Argentina Declares Independence From Socialism, Starts Shocking New Trend Of Doing Math

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Fed Cuts Interest Rates To Stop Slowdown It Caused By Raising Rates To Stop Inflation It Caused By Cutting Rates

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Walmart Finally Chooses Americans Over Imported Tech Gurus—Liberals Declare It A Hate Crime

Jan. 26, 2026

Life | BY

Nation Holds First Annual Freeze-Your-Rights Celebration After Minnesota Becomes Winter Protest Theme Park

Jan. 08, 2026

Life | BY

Experts Say Americans Must Lower Expectations To Fight Climate Change

Life | BY

$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

Life | BY

Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

Nov. 25, 2025

Life | BY

Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

Life | BY Chief Editor

Nvidia CEO Begs Trump To Let Him Sell Chips To China Like It’s A Communist Costco

May. 30, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

“Biology Is Bigotry,” Michelle Obama Explains to Applauding Houseplants

May. 26, 2025

Life | BY

Harvard Hit With Reality: Trade Schools Now America’s Ivy League

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Disgraced Ex-Rep Sends Trump Pardon Request Folded Into Origami Eagle

May. 08, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Gates Foundation to Receive $200 Billion, Gates Children to Receive Resume Templates

Opinion | BY

White House Announces New Plan To Redefine Recession As “Growth With Boundaries”

Opinion | BY

Tech Company Promises New AI That’s Completely Unbiased—Except Toward Reality

Opinion | BY

White House Unveils New Plan To Fix Problems By Renaming Them

Mar. 18, 2026

Opinion | BY

Biden Administration Unveils New Plan To Combat Inflation By Redefining “Expensive”

Opinion | BY

Headline: Democrats Unveil Bold Plan To Fix Border By Redefining “Border”

Mar. 11, 2026

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Harvard Shocked To Learn Admissions May Require Actual Fairness

Mar. 12, 2026

Opinion | BY

New Iran Supreme Leader Reportedly Injured After First Day On Job

Opinion | BY

Supreme Court Votes 9-0, Nation’s Twitter Lawyers Immediately Declare Decision “Unconstitutional Anyway”

Mar. 03, 2026

Opinion | BY

Epic Fury Goes Epic-er: Pentagon Declares ‘Operation Eternal Back-Pat’ After 72 Hours

Feb. 16, 2026

Opinion | BY

Trump Promises To Deport Government Waste, Bureaucrats Begin Self-Reporting

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