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Dec. 17, 2025

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Trump Blames ‘Deranged Satire Syndrome’ for Everything, Republicans Now Diagnosed Alike

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GOP Doctors: Let’s Rip Off the Band-Aid and Call It ‘Freedom Healthcare

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New Conservative Super-Platform Promises to Help You Give to Politics — Without Big Tech Guessing Your Favorite Snack

Dec. 08, 2025

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Trump Admin to Charge Illegal Immigrants $5,000 “Apprehension Fee,” Because Why Not

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Senate Discovers New Constitutional Crisis: Prosecutors Too Popular to Prosecute

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White House Abruptly Clarifies: ‘We Didn’t Tell Navy to Shoot Survivors, Admiral Did That

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Rap Star Becomes Diplomat: Nicki Minaj Partners with U.S. Ambassador to Save Nigerian Christians

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$10K Bonus Checks: TSA Agents Rewarded For Working During ‘Longest Government Shutdown Ever

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Democrats Break Ranks, Senate Votes to End 40-Day Government Shutdown

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Trump Declares War on Steak: DOJ to Hunt Beef Cartel Conspirators

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Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

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Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47

Oct. 28, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle

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Trump Warns 42 Million Americans Could Lose Food Stamps If Democrats Don’t Approve Funding For Their Own Voters

Oct. 27, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Argentina Declares Independence From Socialism, Starts Shocking New Trend Of Doing Math

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Fed Cuts Interest Rates To Stop Slowdown It Caused By Raising Rates To Stop Inflation It Caused By Cutting Rates

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Walmart Finally Chooses Americans Over Imported Tech Gurus—Liberals Declare It A Hate Crime

Oct. 21, 2025

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Trump Warns: Without Tariffs, America Will Be Forced To Buy Its Own Products From China Again

Oct. 16, 2025

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China Accused Of Betraying Trade Truce After America Realizes It Outsourced Everything To Its Rival

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$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

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Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

Nov. 25, 2025

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Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

Life | BY Chief Editor

Nvidia CEO Begs Trump To Let Him Sell Chips To China Like It’s A Communist Costco

May. 30, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

“Biology Is Bigotry,” Michelle Obama Explains to Applauding Houseplants

May. 26, 2025

Life | BY

Harvard Hit With Reality: Trade Schools Now America’s Ivy League

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Disgraced Ex-Rep Sends Trump Pardon Request Folded Into Origami Eagle

May. 08, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Gates Foundation to Receive $200 Billion, Gates Children to Receive Resume Templates

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Nike Study Accidentally Proves JD Vance Right, Leftists Demand Immediate Apology from Science

Apr. 17, 2025

Policy and Politics Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

SCOTUS to Hear Case on Trump's Plan to End Birthright Citizenship

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White House Declares Border Crisis Solved After Renaming It “Mobility Event”

Dec. 16, 2025

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MAGA Peace Summit: Candace and Erika Agree to Meet — Bring Snacks

Dec. 15, 2025

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High School Honors Charlie Kirk With Spirit Rock Art — School Calls FBI

Dec. 15, 2025

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Trump Demands Mexico “Pay Water Tab” or Face 5% Tariff Doom

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Canada Elects Exciting New Majority Government… With a Twist Only Conservatives Could Love

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Congress: Because Nothing Says “Grand Strategy” Like a Blockbuster-Style Divorce with Bureaucracy

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EU Officials Furious as Trump Administration Hints at Netflix-Warner Bros. Regulation — Because Spicy Shows Are Too Spicy

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“War-Crime!” Outrage After Boat Strike — Congress Blames Paperwork Error

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Trump Halts “Autopen Asylum” — Border Agents Replace Migrants With Selfie-Sticks

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Deport ‘Em All! Trump's DHS Reminds Burmese Nationals: Your Stay Was Temporary — Like Avocado Toast

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Trump Blames ‘Deranged Satire Syndrome’ for Everything, Republicans Now Diagnosed Alike

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