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Jan. 23, 2026

Policy and Politics | BY

Trump Announces “Board of Peace” to Mediate Global Conflicts — Including Disputes Over Socks Left in Dryer

Policy and Politics | BY

Massive “Free America Walkout” Protest Marks Trump Term Anniversary — Schools Wonder If It’s a Field Trip

Policy and Politics | BY

Pentagon Declares Stars & Stripes Too Woke, Turns It Into Official Warfighter Infotainment Network

Policy and Politics | BY

Trump Unveils ‘Consultative Tariff Tango’ With NATO: Now Europe Must Dance for Greenland

Jan. 13, 2026

Policy and Politics | BY

Senate Accidentally Passes Bill Declaring ‘Jan. 6 Was a Livestream Party,’ Sponsors Demand Live DJ Next Time

Dec. 18, 2025

Policy and Politics | BY

White House Announces New Task Force To Fight Misinformation About Inflation

Dec. 17, 2025

Policy and Politics | BY

Trump Blames ‘Deranged Satire Syndrome’ for Everything, Republicans Now Diagnosed Alike

Policy and Politics | BY

GOP Doctors: Let’s Rip Off the Band-Aid and Call It ‘Freedom Healthcare

Policy and Politics | BY

New Conservative Super-Platform Promises to Help You Give to Politics — Without Big Tech Guessing Your Favorite Snack

Dec. 08, 2025

Policy and Politics | BY

Trump Admin to Charge Illegal Immigrants $5,000 “Apprehension Fee,” Because Why Not

Economy | BY

Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

Economy | BY

Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47

Oct. 28, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Warns 42 Million Americans Could Lose Food Stamps If Democrats Don’t Approve Funding For Their Own Voters

Oct. 27, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Argentina Declares Independence From Socialism, Starts Shocking New Trend Of Doing Math

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Fed Cuts Interest Rates To Stop Slowdown It Caused By Raising Rates To Stop Inflation It Caused By Cutting Rates

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Walmart Finally Chooses Americans Over Imported Tech Gurus—Liberals Declare It A Hate Crime

Oct. 21, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

Trump Warns: Without Tariffs, America Will Be Forced To Buy Its Own Products From China Again

Oct. 16, 2025

Economy | BY Editor-in-Chief

China Accused Of Betraying Trade Truce After America Realizes It Outsourced Everything To Its Rival

Jan. 08, 2026

Life | BY

Experts Say Americans Must Lower Expectations To Fight Climate Change

Life | BY

$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

Life | BY

Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

Nov. 25, 2025

Life | BY

Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

Life | BY Chief Editor

Nvidia CEO Begs Trump To Let Him Sell Chips To China Like It’s A Communist Costco

May. 30, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

“Biology Is Bigotry,” Michelle Obama Explains to Applauding Houseplants

May. 26, 2025

Life | BY

Harvard Hit With Reality: Trade Schools Now America’s Ivy League

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Disgraced Ex-Rep Sends Trump Pardon Request Folded Into Origami Eagle

May. 08, 2025

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Gates Foundation to Receive $200 Billion, Gates Children to Receive Resume Templates

Life | BY Editor-in-Chief

Nike Study Accidentally Proves JD Vance Right, Leftists Demand Immediate Apology from Science

Opinion | BY

Minnesota Economic Blackout Protest Declared “Day of Truth & Freedom” — People Forget to Charge Phones

Opinion | BY

Trump Announces “Golden Dome” Greenland Deal, World Wonders If It’s Real or a Snow Globe

Jan. 20, 2026

Opinion | BY

Trump’s Greenland Master Plan Accidentally Launches NATO’s First Snowball Offensive

Jan. 19, 2026

Opinion | BY

Virginia’s Post-Boardroom Musical Chairs: Spanberger Appoints 27 New Board Members, Critics Demand Bingo Night Instead

Jan. 16, 2026

Opinion | BY

Trump Declares Minnesota ‘Insurrection Simulator’ Open for Business, Promises Military Incentives

Jan. 15, 2026

Opinion | BY

Supreme Court Debates Whether Girls’ Sports Teams Need Testosterone Tests or Dad Jokes

Opinion | BY

Operation Metro Surge or ‘Minnesota Ice Rink’ — Federal Agents Slip, Slide, and Sue Their Way Into History

Jan. 14, 2026

Opinion | BY

Bongino’s Great FBI Escape: Ex-Deputy Director Vanishes Back Into Podcast Echo Chamber

Opinion | BY

Exclusive: Anti-ICE Protesters Demand Traffic Lights Turn Red Only for Migrant SUVs

Jan. 09, 2026

Opinion | BY

Minneapolis Federal Standoff Rebranded as “Hide and Seek With Hot Lead” by DHS Spokesperson

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Davos: Climate activists block private jet airport

Biden's Document Debacle!

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Liberal student can't handle reality of gender binary

FLASHBACK: Joe Rogan talks about Libs of Tik Tok

Arizona builds their own border wall - and pays for it too!

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PA voters guilty of wrongspeak as they say the truth about John Fetterman

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Greatest Hits:

Minnesota Economic Blackout Protest Declared “Day of Truth & Freedom” — People Forget to Charge Phones

Trump Announces “Board of Peace” to Mediate Global Conflicts — Including Disputes Over Socks Left in Dryer

Massive “Free America Walkout” Protest Marks Trump Term Anniversary — Schools Wonder If It’s a Field Trip