May 1, 2025 – America, But Better Now
In news that sent MSNBC into full DEFCON 1, President Trump’s economic team just confirmed what every MAGA hat already knew: the U.S. economy is quietly booming—despite media wails, climate panic, and Bernie Sanders' latest handwritten manifesto.
Larry Kudlow, former economic adviser and full-time truth dropper, revealed that “real GDP is surging beneath the surface,” even though the Q1 topline numbers look mild. Translation: the economy is doing great, it’s just hiding from CNN.
What’s Driving the Boom? America, That’s What.
While Biden-era economists insisted that tariffs, energy dominance, and bringing jobs home would destroy the world, Trump did it all anyway—and now it turns out we’re thriving. Manufacturing is up. Wages are climbing. And Democrats are wondering how to explain that “trickle-down destruction” didn’t happen.
AOC quickly demanded an emergency hearing to investigate why “economic justice” didn’t lead to actual prosperity. Gavin Newsom blamed the boom on “toxic freedom.”
Bernie Sanders Suggests GDP Is a “Capitalist Hoax”
In response, Senator Sanders suggested GDP is “a right-wing conspiracy invented by billionaires to oppress math.” He then demanded the U.S. replace it with a new metric based on how many feelings were validated in Q1.
Media Coverage: “Experts Baffled”
Naturally, the legacy press has entered full meltdown mode. The same people who predicted Trump’s tariffs would destroy the economy are now shocked to discover Americans are… working? Saving? Building? It’s like the ghost of Reagan crash-landed in 2025.
Bottom Line: MAGA Delivers Again
While liberals scream into the sky about equity and “late-stage capitalism,” Trump’s economy is cooking with gas—literally, because he brought gas back too.
The Trump Boom is real. The Democrats’ credibility isn’t. Stay mad, MSNBC. Stay winning, America.
