TRUMP’S “COLD TURKEY” TRADE STRATEGY THAWS QUICKLY
President Trump claimed he went “cold turkey” on China with high tariffs, causing their economy to shiver. Feeling sympathetic, he offered a quick deal to stabilize things. Now, he alleges China has “totally violated” the agreement, leading to a trade relapse.
CHINA’S RESPONSE: “TRADE DEAL? WHAT TRADE DEAL?”
Chinese officials, when asked about the alleged violations, reportedly responded with, “Trade deal? We thought that was a suggestion.” The U.S. Trade Representative noted that China is “slow rolling their compliance,” which in diplomatic terms means they’re not complying at all.
TRUMP’S “MR. NICE GUY” ROUTINE GETS LOST IN TRANSLATION
Trump lamented that being “Mr. Nice Guy” didn’t yield the desired results, stating, “So much for being Mr. NICE GUY!” Critics suggest that in international negotiations, being nice is less effective than being firm. (New York Post)
THE ART OF THE DEAL: NOW WITH INVISIBLE INK
The trade agreement, hailed as a triumph, now seems to be written in invisible ink. As both nations point fingers, the deal's terms are as elusive as a fortune cookie's promise.(The Times)
Conclusion
In the high-stakes game of international trade, President Trump’s “nice guy” approach appears to have backfired, with China allegedly reneging on their agreement. As the administration contemplates its next move, one thing is clear: in diplomacy, being nice might get you a handshake, but not a deal.
