Mar-a-Lago hosts AI DJ, cultural satire, and unintended identity debates — because nothing says unity like an AI remix and offended interns. Read More.
Rubio and Ocasio-Cortez take the stage in Germany to reinterpret global leadership as performance art, leaving Europeans confused and entertained. Read More.
After Republicans break with Trump over Canada tariffs, POTUS vows consequences, while GOP rebels secretly offer each other loot boxes and participation trophies. Read More.
Administration unveils “speech guidance office” to help Americans avoid accidental wrongthink and ensure tweets align with approved narratives. Read More.
In stunning congressional performance art, Ghislaine Maxwell pledges eternal silence unless she gets clemency — then promises she’ll tell all (or something). Read More.
In a legal twist only Washington could love, the DOJ files to quash a conviction it once prosecuted — and Bannon insists it’s still “legally ambiguous.” Read More.
