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In a shocking turn of events, migrants flooding into the United States have been spotted demanding more freebies, claiming that the already generous assistance isn't sufficient to sustain their lavish lifestyles of doing absolutely nothing. Read More.

The program will provide six months of free housing, food assistance, workforce training and more to the approximately 1,000 migrants currently in the city’s shelter system as they await auth… Read More.

In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing (or crying), President Joe Biden has unveiled his secret weapon for securing victory in the upcoming election: inviting aliens... and not the extraterrestrial kind. Read More.

Proof postive? Read More.

In a recent, eyebrow-raising development, President Joe Biden has found himself tangled in a web of scrutiny, all thanks to a humble piece of paper. Yes, you heard it right—a piece of paper, or as some would have you believe, the elusive cheat sheet. Read More.

The commander-in-cheat? Read More.

In an unexpected twist that has left scientists scratching their heads and the public spinning (quite literally), it appears that climate change is now officially passé. Yes, you read that right. Move over rising sea levels and extreme weather patterns, because the Earth has decided to step up its game, quite literally. Read More.

The planet is headed towards what one expert called a "negative leap second." Read More.

In a move that has left both allies and adversaries scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has unveiled his groundbreaking new approach to international diplomacy: rock, paper, scissors. In a press conference held yesterday, Biden confidently announced, "Sometimes, when the stakes are high and the decisions are tough, you just gotta let fate decide. It's the American way." Read More.

In a stunning declaration that has left many scratching their heads, a group of college professors has boldly stated that men are no longer necessary in today's society Read More.

In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads and democracy advocates clutching their constitutions, President Joe Biden has declared himself the undisputed monarch of the United States, rendering the quaint practice of ballot counting utterly irrelevant. Read More.

The proposed reforms center on dealing with the explosion of absentee/mail-in voting, which surged 131 percent in Covid-stained 2020. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, renowned economist and former Nobel laureate, Dr. Milton Monopoly, has publicly confessed to getting absolutely everything wrong throughout his entire career. The revelation comes decades after he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in Economics for his groundbreaking theories on wealth distribution and market dynamics. Read More.

Angus Deaton has been an economist for over fifty years. He's still rethinking his views. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden reportedly woke up this morning with a newfound resolve: to lie every single day for the rest of his life. Or so we thought. As it turns out, Biden’s alleged epiphany is not exactly groundbreaking news – it's just another day in the White House. Read More.