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Zelenksy Caught Panhandling Outside UN for Ukraine
In a shocking turn of events, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was recently caught panhandling outside the United Nations headquarters in New York City. Zelensky was seen holding a sign that read "Will work for weapons" and was asking passersby for money. Read More.
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Democrat caught stuffing absentees in primary
Dems catching Dems cheating is just too ironic for words. Read More.
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Climate Change Kills Driver in Tragic Car Accident, Also Blamed for Increased Traffic Fatalities
In a shocking turn of events, climate change has claimed its first victim in a car accident. The driver, who has not been named, was killed when their car was hit by a falling tree. The tree was uprooted by strong winds, which were caused by climate change. Read More.
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Biden has a 56% Disapproval Rating
A new poll has revealed that a majority of Americans believe Biden is 'too old, corrupt and incompetent' to be President but only Donald Trump can beat him. Read More.
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Harris the Ventriloquist and Biden the Dummy
Once upon a time, there was a ventriloquist named Kamala Harris Read More.
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California passes call for US constitutional convention to limit gun access
Newsom’s proposed national amendment would end most gun ownership for those under 21, mandate universal background checks (and thus, a national gun registry), a minimum waiting period before a gun is transferred to a buyer, and ban “assault weapons and other weapons of war.” Read More.
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Woke Activist Demand That All Trees be Cut Down to Prevent Bird Racism
A group of woke activists is demanding that all trees be cut down in order to prevent bird racism. The activists claim that birds of color are discriminated against by larger, white birds when it comes to access to food and nesting sites. Read More.
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UAW strike tests 'Union Joe's cred
The president has been confronted with surging labor unrest, testing his ability to thread union backing and economic resiliency. Read More.
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Why Candace Owens Is Suspended From YouTube Again
YouTube has suspended Candace Owens from the video platform for a second time, because of anti-LGBTQ+ statements raised in her podcast show. Read More.
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Biden Loses F-35, Air Force Grounds Him
President Biden was walking his F-35 fighter jet on a leash one day when he got lost. It was a beautiful day, and the President was enjoying the fresh air and exercise. He was so focused on the scenery that he didn't realize he had strayed off the path. Read More.
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Bud Light Might Soon Lose Retail Shelf Space Amid Boycott: Experts
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero Read More.
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Texas AG Declares War After Impeachment Fails: 'Buckle Up'
"The weaponization of the impeachment process to settle political differences is not only wrong, it is immoral and corrupt." Read More.
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