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Michelle Obama: America Still Not Ready for a Woman President (According to Michelle)
Former First Lady throws cold water on women in the White House, says the country needs first-aid for manhood before it can elect a female leader. Read More.
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Germany Suspends then Un-Suspends Arms Exports to Israel Like It’s a Netflix Drama
Berlin’s arms-export flip-flop becomes the latest binge-worthy political plot in Europe’s “Was That Strategic or Just Confusing?” saga. Read More.
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Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy
With GDP forecasts soaring and coffee prices plummeting, the Treasury declares 2026 a feel-good year—grab your ticker-tape for real life. Read More.
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Rap Star Becomes Diplomat: Nicki Minaj Partners with U.S. Ambassador to Save Nigerian Christians
When pop royalty meets foreign policy: Nicki Minaj wields pink wigs and global influence to rescue religious freedom abroad. Read More.
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Shutdown ‘Was Worth It,’ Say Some Senate Democrats, After Voting to End It
After 43 days of grit, gasping agencies and furious families, some Senate Democrats insist the historic shutdown definitely achieved its aims. Read More.
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$10K Bonus Checks: TSA Agents Rewarded For Working During ‘Longest Government Shutdown Ever
TSA agents receive surprise $10,000 bonuses from the Department of Homeland Security—just days after being told their government-pay clock had run out. Read More.
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GOP Crowd Turns to Tariffs with the Fervor of a Flat-Earth Convention
Conservatives once lectured leftists on economics; now they’re proudly waving 100 % China-tariff signs while calling it fiscal genius. Read More.
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Congress Discovered “Shutdown” Means More Than A Suggestion, Says Agency Boss
With the government shutdown dragging on, agencies clarify “shutdown” means work stops, not extra paperwork. Read More.
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United Nations Furious at Being Ignored by Big Corporations, Plans ‘Bring-Your-Own-Agenda’ Summit
The UN, feeling ghosted by major multinationals, prepares a new conference to finally snag corporate RSVPs—because who cares about world peace when you’ve got PowerPoints? Read More.
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Welcome to the “Kitchen-Tableless” Era: DNC Chair Declares Culture War Over
When the elites say “no one cares about culture anymore,” someone should hand them a salad fork—they’ve already thrown away the kitchen table. Read More.
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Democrats Break Ranks, Senate Votes to End 40-Day Government Shutdown
After weeks of gridlock, eight Democrats join Republicans to reopen government — chaos in caucus and fairy-tale for furloughed staff. Read More.
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Trump Declares War on Steak: DOJ to Hunt Beef Cartel Conspirators
In a patriotic steak-crusade, Trump orders the DOJ to investigate “foreign-owned” meatpackers in a dramatic protection of American ranchers. Read More.
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Trump Breaks Washington's Cardinal Rule: Suggesting People Keep Their Money
President Trump recommended redirecting hundreds of billions in Obamacare insurance company payments directly to Americans so they can purchase their own healthcare, causing Democrats to frantically search for reasons why people shouldn't control their own money. Read More.
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Tesla Offers Elon Musk $1 Trillion So He’ll Keep Showing Up To Work
Tesla shareholders are voting on a record-setting $1 trillion pay package designed to keep Elon Musk from wandering off to his other hobbies like colonizing Mars or renaming social media platforms. Read More.
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Comey Admits He Expected To Work For President Hillary, Shocked To Learn Elections Still Count Votes
Recently unsealed emails show James Comey privately celebrating his expected promotion under “President Hillary,” while overseeing leaks designed to help her win. He was reportedly surprised to discover democracy still required voters. Read More.
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