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In a bold move to address voter concerns, Democratic leadership has announced a new economic plan centered on a series of televised hearings designed to hold grocery items accountable for their rising costs.

In a groundbreaking shift for political journalism, media outlets have decided that crafting relatable social media content is now the primary metric for effective governance, leaving boring tasks like 'legislation' and 'policy' in the dust.

A bold new initiative seeks to solve all the nation's problems by combining every progressive policy goal into one elegantly simple, cosmically funded mandate. What could go wrong?

In a stunning electoral victory, the political party largely credited with record inflation has been handed the keys to fix... record inflation. Experts are calling it a bold 'fight fire with more fire' strategy.

In a stunning break from party orthodoxy, Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed the radical new idea that Democrats might consider occasionally focusing on topics other than investigating Donald Trump.

In a landmark moment for justice, Washington D.C. has solved its last remaining problem by banning the sale of foie gras. Residents can now rest easy.

New York City's mayor has reportedly assured constituents that his plan to abolish the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency is, in fact, the most reasonable part of his entire agenda.

A newly formed exploratory committee for an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 2028 presidential run has reportedly skipped traditional campaign steps to focus on more pressing matters, like the font for future White House letterhead and the ethics of a state dinner featuring non-organic kale.

Hailing it as the pinnacle of equity, progressive leaders have announced a new healthcare framework modeled on the legendary efficiency and customer-first approach of the DMV.

In a stunning blow against the tyranny of basic competency, California educators have moved to eliminate the high school exit exam, ensuring no student is ever again burdened by the need to prove they learned anything.

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In a bold move that has U-Haul executives rejoicing, California legislators are pioneering a new fiscal policy based on the novel idea of taxing immense wealth that has already packed its bags for Nevada.

A bold new progressive budget promises to solve all of society's problems with a plan that costs just slightly more than the entire planet's GDP. Economists are reportedly 'intrigued' and 'reaching for their anxiety medication'.

In a groundbreaking move for social justice, the Michigan Democratic Party has reportedly solved the problem of inequitable power structures by dismantling its power structure entirely.