As Republicans debate strategy, one campaign guru proposes replacing polls with finger-paint forecasts and coloring books. It’s bold, it’s untested, and it definitely isn’t math. Read More.
When ICE goes to Minneapolis, apparently the rules of engagement are “musical chairs with bullets.” A federal agent’s quick trigger ignites a comedy of errors between feds, city officials, and TikTok lawyers. Read More.
The administration unveiled a digital task force dedicated to protecting democracy by aggressively correcting citizens who misunderstand reality. Read More.
Just as Americans feared an uneventful week, the Supreme Court teases blockbuster rulings on tariffs, voting law, and even sports eligibility. Read More.
In the latest twist of the wildest geopolitical theory yet, conservative pundits connect Venezuela to LGBTQ+ policy reform — via secret ninja moon phases. Read More.
After capturing Maduro, the White House reveals its bold new plan: diplomacy through viral choreography and justice through duet challenges. Read More.
