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Survey Finds Most 40-Something Voters Want ‘Democratic Socialist’ President — Because Why Not?”

New poll reveals under-40 voters are fine with socialism, as long as it’s democratic and in vogue. Read More.

Electricity Prices to Drop — But Only if You Believe in Miracles First

The government says electricity bills will finally fall — as soon as unicorns finish constructing the new power plants. Read More.

McCarthy Calls MTG Departure “Canary in Coal Mine” — GOP Now Wears Gas Masks

GOP warns of fume-filled future after one congresswoman leaves — apparently the air is too woke to stay inside. Read More.

DOGE Government Breaks Wasteful Spending — Announces Cuts and New Friday Comedy Hour

Because nothing says fiscal responsibility like firing 78 contracts then re-branding bankruptcy as ‘savings.’ Read More.

Military Must Obey Democrats? House Leader Claims Weak Premiums Sink US

A leading Democrat warns insurance premiums are “going to blow up” unless the government rescues them — while stating the obvious. Read More.

Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

A top canned-food company exec calls their own customers “s--- for poor people” — while pitching “bioengineered meat” to elites. Read More.

Turkey Drive or Campaign Drive? AOC’s Holiday Fundraiser Gobbles Up Donors

In this Thanksgiving stunt, a turkey giveaway becomes a thinly-veiled campaign cash call for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio‑Cortez—because nothing says “holiday spirit” like redirecting donations to your own reelection. Read More.

Europe’s Peace Plan: Welcome Back Russia, Pass the Vodka and Sanctions

While the world stares at war, Europe casually invites Vladimir Putin and Russia back into their elite club—because nothing says “peace negotiations” like handing the keys back to the guy who broke them. Read More.

Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

When a Japanese exec dons a “Trump-Vance” T-shirt and red hat, America-first meets global business in one eyebrow-raising moment. Read More.

Vance warns GOP to not return to 'party of 20 years ago,' says Americans don't want jobs going 'overseas and wide-open borders

Trump Dumps Greene Endorsement, Accuses Her of Complaining—Finally Gets Anti-Complaints Squad

In a surprise move, the former president pulls support from a famous ally, citing excessive whining as the new disqualifier for patriotism. Read More.

AOC Invites Trump Voters, Promises Free Kale & Woke Makeover Kits

A bold outreach from AOC signals a new coalition—complete with kale smoothies, debunking Fox-news myths, and T-shirt kits for loyal MAGA-ers. Read More.

Priorities: U.N. Declares World Toilet Day, Blames ‘Climate Change’ for Flushing Failures

Global elite convene to solve the world’s “toilet problem” by pointing fingers at climate change while ignoring real issues. Read More.

Canada’s Spy Service Interrupts Iran’s RSVP to ‘We Were Just Friends’ Threat Dinner

Canadian Security Intelligence Service says it foiled potentially lethal Iranian plots — because “hostile regime” still means something. Read More.

Michelle Obama: America Still Not Ready for a Woman President (According to Michelle)

Former First Lady throws cold water on women in the White House, says the country needs first-aid for manhood before it can elect a female leader. Read More.