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Once a cable news darling for his role in the first Trump impeachment, Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman has reportedly learned that his brand of heroism is no longer in vogue with a Democratic base that has since moved on.

A congressional delegation visiting a Georgia detention center reportedly spent ninety minutes demanding to see the person in charge of the patriarchy before declaring their oversight mission a 'resounding success.'

Following the Florida primaries, the nation’s political media declared a progressive’s House primary win a 'stunning' and 'historic' victory, while treating the Democratic gubernatorial nominee's win with the enthusiasm of a required office safety seminar.

Having bravely weathered the Trump presidency from the safety of a charming Irish village, stateswoman Rosie O'Donnell has returned to U.S. airwaves to impart wisdom upon the citizens she left behind.

The Florida GOP has reportedly canceled all future strategy sessions after a progressive lawmaker unveiled a platform so helpful to their cause, they're considering just taking the rest of the year off.

In a masterstroke of economic jujitsu, New York City progressives propose solving the city’s fiscal woes by introducing a revolutionary new tax designed to encourage the wealthiest residents to take their tax dollars elsewhere, permanently.

In a move that has stunned political observers, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has suddenly developed a passionate, albeit highly specific, interest in the enforcement of federal security protocols.

Following a recent on-court interaction, the WNBA has updated its rulebook to ensure all physical contact is evaluated through the lens of systemic power dynamics and intersectional grievance.

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A mysterious cognitive phenomenon, provisionally named 'Sudden Electoral Amnesia,' is reportedly causing thousands of Democratic officials to forget their entire political platform from the summer of 2020.

In a bold move for self-improvement, popular streamer Hasan Piker has determined that his controversial 'America deserved 9/11' take was flawed only in its impolite delivery.

In a stunning victory for principle over pragmatism, DFL voters in Minnesota's 5th District have decided the best way to win over the nation is with a candidate who terrifies its suburbs.

In a stunning, coordinated announcement, the celebrities who have served as America's moral and political compass for years have suddenly remembered their primary function is to play make-believe for a living.

In a devastating blow to the nation's political commentary industry, Wisconsin voters have reportedly elected a candidate based on local concerns rather than on who had the best Twitter game.