Trump’s new “tariff diplomacy” forces European allies to learn the ancient art of negotiating while doing the Conga — all for control of Greenland. Read More.
In a bold new policy twist, Trump threatens to unleash the Insurrection Act — not for actual riots, but because somebody might be upset someday. Read More.
In a breathtaking display of intra-party enthusiasm, Britain’s Tories perfect the art of firing before defecting — a political achievement no one asked for. Read More.
When federal ICE agents rolled into Minneapolis this week, they didn’t expect lawsuits, protests, or Costco lines. But that’s what happens in the new immigration blitz era! Read More.
As Republicans debate strategy, one campaign guru proposes replacing polls with finger-paint forecasts and coloring books. It’s bold, it’s untested, and it definitely isn’t math. Read More.
