Rubio and Ocasio-Cortez take the stage in Germany to reinterpret global leadership as performance art, leaving Europeans confused and entertained. Read More.
After Republicans break with Trump over Canada tariffs, POTUS vows consequences, while GOP rebels secretly offer each other loot boxes and participation trophies. Read More.
Administration unveils “speech guidance office” to help Americans avoid accidental wrongthink and ensure tweets align with approved narratives. Read More.
In stunning congressional performance art, Ghislaine Maxwell pledges eternal silence unless she gets clemency — then promises she’ll tell all (or something). Read More.
In a legal twist only Washington could love, the DOJ files to quash a conviction it once prosecuted — and Bannon insists it’s still “legally ambiguous.” Read More.
The president praised the Super Bowl for reminding Americans that no matter their politics, they can still agree the halftime show was confusing. Read More.
When the NFL picks a global superstar, conservatives respond by booking Dad Rock, creating a halftime showdown that sounds like a family reunion gone slightly off-key. Read More.
The president questioned whether federal dollars should support universities that produce debt, protests, and graduates allergic to reality. Read More.
In a stunning twist, British politics now defines “centrism” as legally unlawful, following a trademark fight that proves moderation can’t even own its own name. Read More.
