Newsrooms reportedly deploy therapists and extra coffee after another election speech forces journalists to distinguish reporting from hyperventilating. Read More.
Brussels unveils a revolutionary refugee policy requiring military-age men to be somewhere near their own military, shocking bureaucracy everywhere. Read More.
In a shocking development, a leading news organization vows to experiment with presenting multiple perspectives for at least one news cycle. Read More.
Lawmakers promise permanent Daylight Saving Time will finally solve everything from inflation to bad attitudes by extending government optimism. Read More.
As agencies launch another major investigation, officials create a new department dedicated to translating common sense into government language. Read More.
After another campaign implosion, party leaders reportedly unveil a new screening process to ensure future scandals are discovered before Election Day. Read More.
A new fictional smartphone app instantly notifies voters whenever a Republican speaks, ensuring "fascism" is never more than one notification away. Read More.
Global leaders unveil a revolutionary “temporary peace subscription,” complete with auto-renewing conflicts and optional diplomacy upgrades. Read More.
