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The Florida GOP has reportedly canceled all future strategy sessions after a progressive lawmaker unveiled a platform so helpful to their cause, they're considering just taking the rest of the year off.

In a masterstroke of economic jujitsu, New York City progressives propose solving the city’s fiscal woes by introducing a revolutionary new tax designed to encourage the wealthiest residents to take their tax dollars elsewhere, permanently.

In a move that has stunned political observers, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has suddenly developed a passionate, albeit highly specific, interest in the enforcement of federal security protocols.

Following a recent on-court interaction, the WNBA has updated its rulebook to ensure all physical contact is evaluated through the lens of systemic power dynamics and intersectional grievance.

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A mysterious cognitive phenomenon, provisionally named 'Sudden Electoral Amnesia,' is reportedly causing thousands of Democratic officials to forget their entire political platform from the summer of 2020.

In a bold move for self-improvement, popular streamer Hasan Piker has determined that his controversial 'America deserved 9/11' take was flawed only in its impolite delivery.

In a stunning victory for principle over pragmatism, DFL voters in Minnesota's 5th District have decided the best way to win over the nation is with a candidate who terrifies its suburbs.

In a stunning, coordinated announcement, the celebrities who have served as America's moral and political compass for years have suddenly remembered their primary function is to play make-believe for a living.

In a devastating blow to the nation's political commentary industry, Wisconsin voters have reportedly elected a candidate based on local concerns rather than on who had the best Twitter game.

In a bold move to modernize its electoral process, the Democratic party has announced it will now select its presidential nominee based on who gets the most 'PogChamps' in a nationwide Twitch stream.

In a stunning display of class solidarity, Michigan's wealthiest progressives have elected a true man of the people, ensuring their revolutionary ideals are represented by someone who will tax their neighbors into oblivion.

Following a shocking primary victory, Democratic Party officials are working overtime to reassure voters that their new socialist candidate’s plan to dismantle capitalism is more of a 'long-term strategic vision' than a 'next Tuesday' kind of thing.