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Trump And Melania Get Royal Treatment, King Charles Practically Asks For Their Autograph
A visit meant to be all pomp and protocol instead becomes the royal family’s most spectacular campaign commercial yet — complete with carriages, 4,000 pieces of silver, and a monarch who apparently added “Trump Fan Club” to his knighthood duties. Fox News Read More.
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Fed Cut Sends Washington Into Paroxysm Of Relief, Margaritas, And Tiny Calculator Celebrations
A gleefully snarky take on the Fed’s expected 25-bp cut — because nothing says “serious monetary policy” like unanimous spreadsheet high-fives and White House pressure. Read More.
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TikTok Saved By “Great Deal” — China Agrees To Let America Own The Dance Moves
A diplomatic tango in Madrid apparently solved global security and teen boredom at once: China and the U.S. reached a “framework” to keep TikTok alive — pending a phone call and a patriotic makeover. Read More.
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President Proposes Ending Quarterly Freak-Outs, Declares CEOs Deserve Longer Nap Between Investors
A popcorn-ready proposal: stop the quarterly freak-outs, start semiannual serenity — because apparently CEOs need more time to find their staplers. Trump floated the idea that companies switch to twice-a-year reporting to cut costs and encourage longer-term planning. Fox Business Read More.
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American Socrates? Campus Clerics Melt As Kirk Asks “Why?”
In Owen Anderson’s eulogy, Charlie Kirk is cast as a Socratic menace to campus dogma. This lampoon follows the footnotes and the torches. Read More.
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Tarmac Thunder: Trump Unleashes “Major Investigations” After Kirk Assassination
After Charlie Kirk’s assassination at UVU, Trump torched “the left,” promised sweeping probes, and treated a New Jersey runway like the world’s spiciest courtroom. Investigators are fanning out—fast. Read More.
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Prince Harry Checks With Meghan, Then Checks Into Kyiv
After tea with King Charles, Harry rides an overnight train to Kyiv to “humanize” the war and meet 200 veterans. Read More.
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Inflation Surges As Fed Panics, Democrats Suggest Eating Imaginary Vegetables
The August inflation numbers are in: food up, rent up, and Democrat excuses up even higher. The Fed fiddles while Americans pay $12 for lettuce, and the Left insists it’s all perfectly normal. Read More.
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Legendary Organizer Shot; Movement Gets Louder
Breitbart reports Charlie Kirk, 31, was shot at a Utah Valley University Q&A and later died—an apparent political assassination. The Left wanted silence; they handed the movement a megaphone. Read More.
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You Ran A Good Race, Says Vance, As Fact-Checkers Demand Proof Heaven Has A Finish Line
Vance drops a eulogy on X so heartfelt the algorithm blushed. “Courage. Faith. Loyalty.” D.C. immediately opened an investigation into how three words contained that much humanity. Read More.
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Scalise Says ‘We’re Not Done’: DC Crackdown Packs For A National Tour
House GOP floats taking D.C.’s cleanup nationwide after Trump federalized police and sent the Guard. Democrats clutch pearls; criminals clutch ankle monitors. Read More.
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Judge Rules You Can Only Get Fired For Tomorrow’s Misbehavior, Not Yesterday’s
A judge blocked President Trump from firing Fed Governor Lisa Cook, declaring “for cause” only covers what you do in office—not before. Cue rate-cut week, courtroom drama, and Washington’s favorite sport: pretending consequences have business hours. Read More.
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Supreme Court To LA: Stop-And-Think? Nah, Stop-And-Stop
The high court’s 6–3 move let federal agents resume broad immigration stops in Los Angeles, triggering a full-body tantrum from California’s elite while MAGA world ordered popcorn. (Based on AP reporting. AP News) Read More.
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Hassett Declares Fed Independent; Media Orders Panic At Once
Kevin Hassett told CBS the Fed must be independent—even from Trump; cue pearl-clutching, poll yoga. Read More.
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Trump Launches 'America Prays,' Media Demands Separation Of Knees And State
Trump invites weekly prayer for America’s 250th; pundits call folded hands a constitutional crisis. Read More.
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