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Trump Dumps Greene Endorsement, Accuses Her of Complaining—Finally Gets Anti-Complaints Squad

In a surprise move, the former president pulls support from a famous ally, citing excessive whining as the new disqualifier for patriotism. Read More.

AOC Invites Trump Voters, Promises Free Kale & Woke Makeover Kits

A bold outreach from AOC signals a new coalition—complete with kale smoothies, debunking Fox-news myths, and T-shirt kits for loyal MAGA-ers. Read More.

Priorities: U.N. Declares World Toilet Day, Blames ‘Climate Change’ for Flushing Failures

Global elite convene to solve the world’s “toilet problem” by pointing fingers at climate change while ignoring real issues. Read More.

Canada’s Spy Service Interrupts Iran’s RSVP to ‘We Were Just Friends’ Threat Dinner

Canadian Security Intelligence Service says it foiled potentially lethal Iranian plots — because “hostile regime” still means something. Read More.

Michelle Obama: America Still Not Ready for a Woman President (According to Michelle)

Former First Lady throws cold water on women in the White House, says the country needs first-aid for manhood before it can elect a female leader. Read More.

Germany Suspends then Un-Suspends Arms Exports to Israel Like It’s a Netflix Drama

Berlin’s arms-export flip-flop becomes the latest binge-worthy political plot in Europe’s “Was That Strategic or Just Confusing?” saga. Read More.

Treasury Predicts “Blockbuster” 2026 Economy as Americans Told to Brace for Joy

With GDP forecasts soaring and coffee prices plummeting, the Treasury declares 2026 a feel-good year—grab your ticker-tape for real life. Read More.

Rap Star Becomes Diplomat: Nicki Minaj Partners with U.S. Ambassador to Save Nigerian Christians

When pop royalty meets foreign policy: Nicki Minaj wields pink wigs and global influence to rescue religious freedom abroad. Read More.

Shutdown ‘Was Worth It,’ Say Some Senate Democrats, After Voting to End It

After 43 days of grit, gasping agencies and furious families, some Senate Democrats insist the historic shutdown definitely achieved its aims. Read More.

$10K Bonus Checks: TSA Agents Rewarded For Working During ‘Longest Government Shutdown Ever

TSA agents receive surprise $10,000 bonuses from the Department of Homeland Security—just days after being told their government-pay clock had run out. Read More.

GOP Crowd Turns to Tariffs with the Fervor of a Flat-Earth Convention

Conservatives once lectured leftists on economics; now they’re proudly waving 100 % China-tariff signs while calling it fiscal genius. Read More.

Congress Discovered “Shutdown” Means More Than A Suggestion, Says Agency Boss

With the government shutdown dragging on, agencies clarify “shutdown” means work stops, not extra paperwork. Read More.

United Nations Furious at Being Ignored by Big Corporations, Plans ‘Bring-Your-Own-Agenda’ Summit

The UN, feeling ghosted by major multinationals, prepares a new conference to finally snag corporate RSVPs—because who cares about world peace when you’ve got PowerPoints? Read More.

Welcome to the “Kitchen-Tableless” Era: DNC Chair Declares Culture War Over

When the elites say “no one cares about culture anymore,” someone should hand them a salad fork—they’ve already thrown away the kitchen table. Read More.

Democrats Break Ranks, Senate Votes to End 40-Day Government Shutdown

After weeks of gridlock, eight Democrats join Republicans to reopen government — chaos in caucus and fairy-tale for furloughed staff. Read More.