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A new book claims Trump privately warned Putin and Xi he’d turn Moscow and Beijing into glittery ash if they misbehaved. Democrats immediately accused Trump of “toxic masculinity” and not using the proper pronouns for nuclear weapons. Read More.

In a historic moment for non-answers, Biden’s doctor showed up to a Congressional interview and immediately transformed into a Fifth Amendment statue — while Democrats declared it a “strong medical diagnosis.” Read More.

President Trump takes a verbal flamethrower to Putin’s fakery — and Obama's fleece-blanket diplomacy — reminding the world that "Javelins > Sheets" is foreign policy 101. Read More.

Justice Department sources confirm Brennan and Comey are finally under investigation. In response, CNN holds vigil for the rule of law — as long as it doesn’t apply to them. Read More.

Trump announces more weapons for Ukraine, and suddenly Democrats rediscover their deep love for non-lethal conflict resolution — preferably using biodegradable hugs and feelings charts. Read More.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu blew liberal minds by nominating Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize — because apparently ending wars is now “fascism” if Trump does it. Read More.

In a fireworks-filled July 4th ceremony, President Trump signed a tax cut bill so American, bald eagles started spontaneously saluting. Progressives responded by organizing a candlelight vigil for the IRS. Read More.

Trump torches Elon Musk’s latest startup: a political party made entirely of memes, mid-life crises, and malfunctioning Teslas. Read More.

President Trump just negotiated a trade deal so lopsided it left Vietnam stunned, Democrats sobbing, and globalists choking on their soy-based lattes. Read More.

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Iran has decided to ghost the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), citing reasons that are as transparent as their nuclear program. President Masoud Pezeshkian signed off on a law that effectively tells the U.N. nuclear watchdog to take a hike, leaving the world to wonder what's really cooking in Tehran's underground labs. Read More.

President Trump's latest legislative endeavor, the 'Big Beautiful Bill,' has stirred controversy among Democrats who are calling for significant changes to its appearance and content. Read More.

In a bold attempt to teach the press the difference between "sources" and "slander," President Trump has launched a scorched-earth legal campaign that has CNN and The New York Times frantically Googling “defamation laws” between soy lattes. Read More.

President Trump jokingly (we think?) threatens Elon Musk with financial exile via DOGE-powered audit — proving that bromances end not with a bang, but with a meme coin. Read More.

In a dramatic 18-hour Senate standoff, Republicans push to pass Trump's $3.3 trillion "Tax Cuts + Bald Eagles" bill, while Democrats sob into climate pillows and beg for “fiscal responsibility” for the first time ever. Read More.

After giving Trump a constitutional W, Chief Justice Roberts begs politicians to stop saying mean things about judges before someone breaks a gavel in rage. Read More.