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Senator John Thune bravely stood his ground this week—against his own party—by siding with the unelected Senate Parliamentarian who just gutted key parts of the GOP’s “Big, Beautiful Bill.” Republicans responded by issuing a collective sigh and scheduling a brunch. Read More.

Donald Trump calls on Israel to end Netanyahu’s corruption trial, claiming “witch hunts” and “cigar justice” threaten freedom. Also, apparently Bugs Bunny is now part of an international conspiracy. Read More.

NATO boss Mark Rutte accidentally calls Trump “daddy,” triggering a geopolitical Freudian slip that leaves Europe sucking its thumb and begging for bedtime stories. Read More.

In a shocking twist, Donald Trump ends a war in less time than it takes Gavin Newsom to fix a pothole — and now we’re supposed to act like that’s not hilarious? Read More.

Thomas Massie climbs the Capitol dome to deliver ominous warnings to Vice President JD Vance about the "ancient curse" of being Trump's right-hand man — citing the ghost of Mike Pence, still haunted by January 6th... and C-SPAN. Read More.

VP JD Vance reminds Iran that the U.S. military is fully charged, Constitutionally caffeinated, and locked in for another patriotic pummeling should they dare tinker with nukes again. Read More.

Trump has officially grounded Israel and Iran for launching post-curfew fireworks. The Middle East meltdown now has Big Daddy Trump yelling at both kids from the Oval Office lawn. Read More.

Sources say Iran's ruling elite are preparing to unplug the Ayatollah and plug in literally anyone else as he reportedly begged Putin for backup—only to get ghosted harder than Hunter Biden’s laptop. Read More.

Israel just vaporized Iran’s mood board for repression — and the mullahs are one tantrum away from calling HR. The Ayatollah’s inner circle is now applying essential oils to a scorched command bunker. Read More.

Iran safely evacuated its nuke materials before Israeli missiles struck — which CNN described as a “bold peace gesture.” Meanwhile, President Trump threatens, then un-threatens, then maybe threatens again. Negotiations now scheduled to begin never. Read More.

Trump roasted the Wall Street Journal for pretending to read his mind on Iran. Turns out, he’s not in the habit of sharing top-secret military plans with journos who think quoting “anonymous sources” is Pulitzer-worthy. Read More.

The Federal Reserve unveiled its boldest comedy routine yet: promising higher inflation and higher interest rates in the name of “stability.” Because what’s more stable than economic whiplash? Read More.

President Trump eases MAGA nerves by clarifying he doesn't want a long war with Iran—just a swift, freedom-packed firework show. The message? No nukes for Iran… unless it's ours. Read More.

President Trump takes to Truth Social to casually reveal total control of Iranian airspace, Ayatollah's GPS coordinates, and his new side hustle as Global Sky Overlord. Iran reportedly responds by turning their radar knobs slightly harder. Read More.

As missiles fly and oil-rich nations go boom, top analysts bravely admit they’re confused — but only after writing twelve contradictory predictions and blaming “vibes.” Read More.