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Trump Hails “Major Tariff Cut” To 10% After Learning 45 Is Technically Lower Than 47
President Trump announced a “massive tariff cut” following his meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, proudly describing the new 10% rate as “a tremendous reduction,” despite aides confirming the actual number hovered near 47%. Read More.
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Bill Gates Reverses Course, Now Says Planet Probably Won’t Explode Before His Next Investment Cycle
Bill Gates, once the world’s loudest prophet of planetary doom, has quietly updated Earth’s expiration date to “TBD,” citing new data — and possibly new stock positions. Read More.
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Trump Warns 42 Million Americans Could Lose Food Stamps If Democrats Don’t Approve Funding For Their Own Voters
The Trump administration warned that over 42 million Americans could lose food stamps if Democrats continue blocking a funding bill — effectively threatening their own base with exposure to the free market. Read More.
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Argentina Declares Independence From Socialism, Starts Shocking New Trend Of Doing Math
President Javier Milei’s party scored a massive victory in Argentina’s midterm elections after voters decided decades of socialism were enough poverty for one lifetime. Read More.
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Fed Cuts Interest Rates To Stop Slowdown It Caused By Raising Rates To Stop Inflation It Caused By Cutting Rates
The Federal Reserve is expected to cut interest rates this week, marking a historic moment in which the nation’s top economists admit they’ve been fighting themselves for nearly a decade. Read More.
Larry Ward on The Real Story: San Fran AI School - Will Humans Serve AI or AI Serve Humanity?
Market Rithm President and AI expert Larry Ward joins Riley Lewis on The Real Story to discuss the controversial Alpha School in San Francisco, where AI has replaced traditional teachers. Read More.
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Trump Nukes Canada Talks After Reagan’s Ghost Goes Woke in Ontario Ad
After Canada spent $75 million on an edited Reagan ad trashing tariffs, Trump pulled the plug on trade talks faster than CNN pulls facts. The Gipper himself is reportedly haunting Ottawa demanding royalties. Read More.
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Walmart Finally Chooses Americans Over Imported Tech Gurus—Liberals Declare It A Hate Crime
Walmart just did the unthinkable—putting Americans first. And predictably, the Left is melting down faster than a soy latte on a Texas grill. Read More.
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Trump Puts Putin On Hold: MAGA Sanctions Go Nuclear
President Trump’s Treasury just slapped Russia’s biggest oil firms with sanctions so powerful even Bernie’s socialist Wi-Fi went out. The move leaves Democrats speechless—and possibly Googling “how to spell ceasefire.” Read More.
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Russia Panics As Trump Cancels “Putin Playdate,” Democrats Blame Climate Change
After Trump paused talks with Putin, Russia went into full “damage control mode,” and Democrats went into full “meltdown mode.” CNN experts are reportedly drafting a new theory: Trump caused the tension by existing. Read More.
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The Democrats Shut Down America to Save It From Working
In a bold stand against functioning government, Democrats have achieved the longest shutdown in U.S. history — proving once and for all that doing nothing is their most successful policy. Read More.
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Trump Warns: Without Tariffs, America Will Be Forced To Buy Its Own Products From China Again
President Trump says if the Supreme Court strikes down his tariffs, America’s economy will tank for years. Democrats immediately accused him of “economic nationalism,” a phrase they use whenever they’re allergic to common sense. Read More.
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Trump Calls “No Kings” Protest A Joke, Liberals Demand Crown Check
After a weekend of “No Kings” protests, President Trump reminded America that monarchs don’t usually fly commercial jets or do 18 rallies a week — before clocking back in to “work his ass off.” Read More.
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Zelenskyy Leaves White House Empty-Handed, Media Calls It “Genocide”
After Trump told Zelenskyy to “cut the war off at the battle lines,” America’s newsrooms combusted into an emergency therapy session, declaring that peace itself was now “an authoritarian threat.” Read More.
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Bolton Blasted: Deep State Finally Eats One of Its Own
In a twist that would make Shakespeare drop his quill, the swamp just ate one of its own. John Bolton — once the media’s favorite Trump-basher — is now their latest trophy. Read More.
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