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American Socrates? Campus Clerics Melt As Kirk Asks “Why?”
In Owen Anderson’s eulogy, Charlie Kirk is cast as a Socratic menace to campus dogma. This lampoon follows the footnotes and the torches. Read More.
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Tarmac Thunder: Trump Unleashes “Major Investigations” After Kirk Assassination
After Charlie Kirk’s assassination at UVU, Trump torched “the left,” promised sweeping probes, and treated a New Jersey runway like the world’s spiciest courtroom. Investigators are fanning out—fast. Read More.
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Prince Harry Checks With Meghan, Then Checks Into Kyiv
After tea with King Charles, Harry rides an overnight train to Kyiv to “humanize” the war and meet 200 veterans. Read More.
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Inflation Surges As Fed Panics, Democrats Suggest Eating Imaginary Vegetables
The August inflation numbers are in: food up, rent up, and Democrat excuses up even higher. The Fed fiddles while Americans pay $12 for lettuce, and the Left insists it’s all perfectly normal. Read More.
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Legendary Organizer Shot; Movement Gets Louder
Breitbart reports Charlie Kirk, 31, was shot at a Utah Valley University Q&A and later died—an apparent political assassination. The Left wanted silence; they handed the movement a megaphone. Read More.
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You Ran A Good Race, Says Vance, As Fact-Checkers Demand Proof Heaven Has A Finish Line
Vance drops a eulogy on X so heartfelt the algorithm blushed. “Courage. Faith. Loyalty.” D.C. immediately opened an investigation into how three words contained that much humanity. Read More.
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Scalise Says ‘We’re Not Done’: DC Crackdown Packs For A National Tour
House GOP floats taking D.C.’s cleanup nationwide after Trump federalized police and sent the Guard. Democrats clutch pearls; criminals clutch ankle monitors. Read More.
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Judge Rules You Can Only Get Fired For Tomorrow’s Misbehavior, Not Yesterday’s
A judge blocked President Trump from firing Fed Governor Lisa Cook, declaring “for cause” only covers what you do in office—not before. Cue rate-cut week, courtroom drama, and Washington’s favorite sport: pretending consequences have business hours. Read More.
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Supreme Court To LA: Stop-And-Think? Nah, Stop-And-Stop
The high court’s 6–3 move let federal agents resume broad immigration stops in Los Angeles, triggering a full-body tantrum from California’s elite while MAGA world ordered popcorn. (Based on AP reporting. AP News) Read More.
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Hassett Declares Fed Independent; Media Orders Panic At Once
Kevin Hassett told CBS the Fed must be independent—even from Trump; cue pearl-clutching, poll yoga. Read More.
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Trump Launches 'America Prays,' Media Demands Separation Of Knees And State
Trump invites weekly prayer for America’s 250th; pundits call folded hands a constitutional crisis. Read More.
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Chipocalypse Now: Chicago Braces For The Scent Of ‘Common Sense’
After a meme cameo as Robert Duvall, Trump says Chicago’s crime fix is simple: more Guard, fewer bullet points, and a fresh morning whiff of deportations — strictly “not war.” ​ Read More.
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Hegseth At Fort Benning Says “Don’t Mess With America”; Democrats Petition For Kinder, Gentler Scowls
At Fort Benning, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told fresh OCS grads the Trump plan: rebuild strength, push decisions down, and make enemies think twice—then thrice. Democrats promptly formed a Committee on Non-Confrontational Frowns. Read More.
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Trump Cheers ‘Different’ RFK Jr. As Senate Performs Outrage Opera
After a brawling Finance Committee hearing, Trump praised HHS chief RFK Jr. for being “different”—sending Democrats into pearl-clutching overdrive. Read More.
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Trump Ends Venezuela TPS; Media Declares ‘Emergency Of Feelings’
DHS says Venezuela no longer meets TPS; Biden’s 2021/2023 grants sunset Sept. 10, then 60 days after the Federal Register—cue sirens and latte foam. Read More.
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