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“War-Crime!” Outrage After Boat Strike — Congress Blames Paperwork Error

Congress demands resignations over “war-crimes” — actually caused by mislabeled memo and a missing coffee-stain on the order form. Read More.

Trump Halts “Autopen Asylum” — Border Agents Replace Migrants With Selfie-Sticks

Washington “solves” illegal immigration by rolling out selfie-sticks and promises that no human alien will cross — only ghosts and TikTok clips. Read More.

Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

The Left rewrites Thanksgiving as a “day of mourning,” because apparently even turkeys are guilty until proven innocent. Read More.

Billion-Dollar Burnout: FBI Arrests Surge and America Discovers It’s Because Crime Is Back in Style

The FBI arrests for assaulting federal officers triple — apparently Americans suddenly rediscovered crime, and the boys in blue couldn’t believe their lucky day. Read More.

Deport ‘Em All! Trump's DHS Reminds Burmese Nationals: Your Stay Was Temporary — Like Avocado Toast

Burmese migrants learn that “temporary protection” under the U.S. is about as permanent as yesterday’s artisanal brunch. Read More.

Peace at Last? Trump’s “28-Point Plan” Turns Diplomacy into Fast-Food Combo Deal

A triumphant peace deal becomes the latest “combo meal” in geopolitics — order two territories, get a ceasefire free. Read More.

Survey Finds Most 40-Something Voters Want ‘Democratic Socialist’ President — Because Why Not?”

New poll reveals under-40 voters are fine with socialism, as long as it’s democratic and in vogue. Read More.

Electricity Prices to Drop — But Only if You Believe in Miracles First

The government says electricity bills will finally fall — as soon as unicorns finish constructing the new power plants. Read More.

McCarthy Calls MTG Departure “Canary in Coal Mine” — GOP Now Wears Gas Masks

GOP warns of fume-filled future after one congresswoman leaves — apparently the air is too woke to stay inside. Read More.

DOGE Government Breaks Wasteful Spending — Announces Cuts and New Friday Comedy Hour

Because nothing says fiscal responsibility like firing 78 contracts then re-branding bankruptcy as ‘savings.’ Read More.

Military Must Obey Democrats? House Leader Claims Weak Premiums Sink US

A leading Democrat warns insurance premiums are “going to blow up” unless the government rescues them — while stating the obvious. Read More.

Soup & Scandal: Executives Mock ‘Poor People’ While Serving Them Dinner

A top canned-food company exec calls their own customers “s--- for poor people” — while pitching “bioengineered meat” to elites. Read More.

Turkey Drive or Campaign Drive? AOC’s Holiday Fundraiser Gobbles Up Donors

In this Thanksgiving stunt, a turkey giveaway becomes a thinly-veiled campaign cash call for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio‑Cortez—because nothing says “holiday spirit” like redirecting donations to your own reelection. Read More.

Europe’s Peace Plan: Welcome Back Russia, Pass the Vodka and Sanctions

While the world stares at war, Europe casually invites Vladimir Putin and Russia back into their elite club—because nothing says “peace negotiations” like handing the keys back to the guy who broke them. Read More.

Toyota Chairman Turns MAGA Cheerleader Amid $912M U.S. Investment

When a Japanese exec dons a “Trump-Vance” T-shirt and red hat, America-first meets global business in one eyebrow-raising moment. Read More.