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GOP Doctors: Let’s Rip Off the Band-Aid and Call It ‘Freedom Healthcare

Republicans roll out a new health-care plan promising freedom, flexibility and a bold rejection of handouts — but maybe not of irony. Read More.

New Conservative Super-Platform Promises to Help You Give to Politics — Without Big Tech Guessing Your Favorite Snack

A new conservative fundraising tool pledges transparency, low fees, and no woke data profiling — even if you just want to send $5. Read More.

$12 Billion for Farmers: When Tariffs Break Fences, Uncle Sam Rushes In With Band-Aids

Tariffs wreak havoc — then the White House waves a giant checkbook and hopes nobody asks for a refund policy. Read More.

Congress: Because Nothing Says “Grand Strategy” Like a Blockbuster-Style Divorce with Bureaucracy

White House chops independent agencies — Congress watches popcorn while bureaucratic fireworks ignite. Read More.

EU Officials Furious as Trump Administration Hints at Netflix-Warner Bros. Regulation — Because Spicy Shows Are Too Spicy

Brussels screeches over U.S. plan to regulate media giants — apparently global elites never imagined their binge-watching fiefdom might be taxed. Read More.

Trump Admin to Charge Illegal Immigrants $5,000 “Apprehension Fee,” Because Why Not

Washington adds $5,000 “apprehension fee” for illegal entry — because nothing says “welcoming” like a steep surprise charge at the border. Read More.

Congress Unveils Bold New Plan: Replace Every Border Agent With Diversity Consultant

Lawmakers argue identity workshops will “soothe tensions” at the border and encourage trespassers to “honor their inner journey.” Read More.

$6.25 Billion ‘Trump Christmas Gift’: 25 Million Kids Get $250 — Because Math Is Patriotic

In a shockingly festive budget move, the Dells and Trump declare $250 a kid the ultimate patriot’s stocking stuffer for 2025. Read More.

America — Because Dual Citizenship Makes Hearts Faint and Loyalties Confuse

US politicians decide dual citizenship is un-American. Or is it un-Congressional? Either way, pick one or get out. Read More.

Laser Justice: How Israel’s High-Tech Toothpick Will Save Humanity

Israel swaps expensive missiles for a high-speed death laser – turns out the future of warfare smells faintly of sci-fi and budget cuts. Read More.

Senate Discovers New Constitutional Crisis: Prosecutors Too Popular to Prosecute

When even the justice system wants nothing to do with your case — must be something unconstitutional in the air. Read More.

White House Abruptly Clarifies: ‘We Didn’t Tell Navy to Shoot Survivors, Admiral Did That

When military orders get more confusing than woke DEI guidelines — welcome to government transparency theatre. Read More.

“War-Crime!” Outrage After Boat Strike — Congress Blames Paperwork Error

Congress demands resignations over “war-crimes” — actually caused by mislabeled memo and a missing coffee-stain on the order form. Read More.

Trump Halts “Autopen Asylum” — Border Agents Replace Migrants With Selfie-Sticks

Washington “solves” illegal immigration by rolling out selfie-sticks and promises that no human alien will cross — only ghosts and TikTok clips. Read More.

Hypocrisy Holiday: Woke Left Declares “Thanksgiving Mourning,” America Wonders If Turkey Was Offended

The Left rewrites Thanksgiving as a “day of mourning,” because apparently even turkeys are guilty until proven innocent. Read More.