OVAL OFFICE OR RED PILL CINEPLEX?
Trump, dressed like freedom’s final boss, dimmed the lights and hit play. The room filled with the sounds of “Kill the Boer,” while Ramaphosa reportedly looked for the nearest “escape from accountability” hatch.
RAMAPHOSA MELTS LIKE FAIR TRADE CHOCOLATE
Desperate to pivot, Ramaphosa mumbled something about “fringe elements.” Trump replied, “Funny, looks like a stadium full of ‘fringe.’” Jen Psaki later called it “misinformation with Dolby surround.”
GOLF DIPLOMACY: THE NEW NATO
South African golf icons and billionaires backed Trump, saying maybe, just maybe, it’s bad to chant genocide. CNN immediately questioned if golf was a gateway to white supremacy.
FAKE DIPLOMACY ENDS IN REAL TRUTH
Trump smiled, shook Ramaphosa’s hand, and promised to “think about” visiting the G20. Translation: maybe — if Ramaphosa watches Part II: Woke Gone Wild.
MAGA WINS THE ROUND
America First just made foreign policy funny again. Ramaphosa left with one message echoing in his ears: “Kill the Boer” won’t kill the truth.
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