RFK JR. BLASTS BIDEN’S BORDER BONANZA OF CHAOS
In his first week as HHS Secretary, RFK Jr. did something truly radical—he told the truth. In front of stunned reporters clutching their NPR tote bags, he declared Biden’s border policies the “biggest facilitator of child abuse in American history.” Chuck Schumer reportedly collapsed into a pile of DACA paperwork.
THE BIDEN BORDER: NOW WITH FREE TRAUMA
Under Biden’s genius leadership, the southern border became a five-lane expressway for traffickers, abusers, and cartel VIPs. Children were funneled into government custody faster than Hunter Biden could misplace a laptop. RFK Jr. looked at the numbers and nearly reactivated his law license out of rage.
MEDIA PANICS, DEMOCRATS ENTER DAMAGE CONTROL MODE
CNN scrambled for a new chyron: “RFK Jr. Now Problematic?” Meanwhile, Pelosi called the claim “hyperbole,” just before forgetting which country she was in. AOC tweeted something incoherent about “border equity” and “climate trauma.” MSNBC is reportedly launching a 12-part series on how RFK Jr. was corrupted by… facts.
AMERICA FIRST STRIKES BACK
Now with RFK Jr. at HHS and Trump back behind the wheel, the border chaos is over. No more “compassionate chaos.” No more illegal minors vanishing into thin air. It’s MAGA time: law, order, and child safety—whether Democrats like it or not.
Joe Biden opened the gates. Trump’s shutting them—with a lock, key, and a red hat.
