The European “powerhouse trio” tries to flex global muscle by reimposing sanctions on Iran, proving once again that when America sneezes, Europe catches a cold—three years late. Read More.
Trump’s border crackdown hits 5,000 arrests in Los Angeles, leaving Democrats panicked about losing their most reliable voting bloc: violent felons with fake IDs. Read More.
President Trump says the word “Defense” is too weak and America needs the stronger, manlier “Department of War.” Democrats immediately fainted, clutching soy lattes, while MAGA supporters cheered like it was WrestleMania. Read More.
Trump nuked Lisa Cook from the Fed over mortgage fraud. Cook swore she’s immune from firing, then hired Hunter Biden’s lawyer — because nothing screams “not guilty” like the Biden Legal Discount Card. Read More.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson swears the Windy City will bravely resist Trump’s “tyranny” — armed only with hashtags, outrage, and possibly an emergency supply of kombucha. Read More.
Trump announces review of 55 million visa holders for security threats. Democrats panic, insisting “overstaying a visa while running a cartel is basically a cultural exchange.” Read More.
Sen. Lindsey Graham, America’s loudest war clarinet, insists Trump is about to crush Russia’s economy unless Putin grabs a photo op with Zelensky. Moscow, meanwhile, yawns. Read More.
A shocking new report reveals America’s top AI models aren’t just woke — they’re practically waving little red flags and singing karaoke to Mao’s Greatest Hits. Read More.
Trump told Fox News there will be zero U.S. boots in Ukraine, sparking panic among Euro-globalists who just realized they’ll have to fight their own wars without American footwear. Read More.
GE Appliances, owned by China’s Haier, just pledged $3 billion in U.S. factories thanks to Trump’s tariffs—proving once again that America First beats latte-sipping socialism every time.
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Trump hosts Zelenskyy, calls Putin, and suddenly peace talks are on the table—sending Democrats into hysterics because nothing terrifies them more than Trump solving problems they’ve milked for years. Read More.
Former Attorney General William Barr testified in a closed House Oversight Committee hearing on Jeffrey Epstein’s death. Barr denied any Trump ties, while Rep. James Comer accused Democrats of politicizing the probe. The hearing kicks off a series of high-profile depositions scheduled through October. Read More.
