Tulsi Gabbard dropped a political nuke the size of Mount Rushmore, accusing Barack Obama of launching a Marvel villain–level treason plot against President Trump — and we’re still waiting for Chuck Schumer to claim it was just “an interpretive dance.”
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President Trump’s DOJ takes a flamethrower to the Deep State—Maurene Comey out, tears in, and the Resistance is bracing for the real insurrection: job loss. Read More.
Congress bravely storms the beach of innovation — then plants the flag of government surveillance right in the sand. The GENIUS Act proves once again that if there’s freedom somewhere, DC will regulate it out of existence. Read More.
After a whirlwind of unholy W’s, Donald Trump has left the media hyperventilating into reusable NPR tote bags. From nukes to networks, he’s winning like Charlie Sheen on Red Bull. Read More.
As American families couch-surf and contemplate van-living, Chinese buyers are scooping up luxury real estate like it’s a half-off sale at Xi Jinping’s garage.
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Boeing and Alaska Airlines settle after a door plug blew off midflight, traumatizing passengers who had the audacity to expect cabin walls. In a shocking twist, the settlement did not include parachutes for future flights. Read More.
JD Vance broke a Senate tie to push through Trump’s $9.4 billion DOGE cuts, targeting bloated liberal darlings like NPR and foreign “aid” that teaches Bolivian tree frogs to decolonize their pronouns. Chaos ensued. Read More.
Joe Biden didn’t personally approve pardons for swaths of criminals—his pen did. Apparently, if it meets the criteria and clicks like a pen, it’s presidential approval!
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The Supreme Court gives Trump the green light to finally lay off half the Department of Education — and Democrats immediately begin CPR on their favorite bloated bureaucracy. Read More.
Dan Bongino may or may not have quit, but he definitely rage-ghosted after Pam Bondi treated the Epstein files like expired yogurt—tossed and forgotten. Meanwhile, the DOJ assures us Epstein self-deleted, pinky swear. Read More.
A 52-year-old keyboard commando from San Antonio attempts to LARP as a revolutionary in a Facebook comment section — and lands himself a starring role in “Cuffed: Texas Edition.” You won't believe his shock when the Secret Service didn’t hit "like."
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In a stunning turn of events, the Trump White House is now allegedly considering sanctions so massive, they might make Putin surrender faster than Hillary at a Wisconsin rally. Spoiler alert: it all hinges on tariffs and tantrums. Read More.
In a shocking act of governance, the State Department actually downsized — triggering mass hysteria, avocado toast shortages, and one Department-wide poetry reading vigil.
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