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After a spicy Saturday in Los Angeles, where leftists turned a protest into a UFC tryout with ICE agents, FBI Director Kash Patel delivered the shocking news: hitting cops still lands you in jail. Read More.

The Trump administration just reminded the world that international justice stops where MAGA begins — especially if it dares question America's BFF, Israel. Read More.

Trump's America-First job boom has Democrats in therapy as the federal bloat shrinks faster than Joe Biden's approval rating. Meanwhile, ICC judges get sanctioned for attempting to cosplay as global hall monitors. Read More.

In a move that screams “What could possibly go wrong?”, El Salvador is firing up its first attempt at nuclear power—because nothing says energy security like plutonium and pupusas. Read More.

In a stunning display of bipartisan déjà vu, President Trump and Elizabeth Warren discover they actually agree on something — and America responds by checking for signs of the apocalypse. Read More.

Trump torched Rand Paul for daring to think about voting no on his glorious One Big Beautiful Bill, accusing him of fiscal heresy and “voodoo math.” Read More.

In a shocking plot twist no one asked for, Elon Musk broke out his emotional support X account to slam Trump’s America First spending bill as a “disgusting abomination.” Experts confirm: the drama chip has been activated. Read More.

Chuck Schumer took a brave stand on Morning Joe, demanding Elon Musk apologize for his terrifying crusade against bloated government, known ominously as DOGE. Apparently, efficiency is now a war crime. Read More.

The Washington Post stuns readers by treating the plummeting fentanyl seizures as a “mystery,” baffled that drug cartels aren’t sending thank-you notes. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like, “Maybe it’s because the border’s not a giant welcome mat anymore?” Read More.

After Rick Santelli praised Donald Trump’s economic impact, Democrats across the country experienced spontaneous fainting spells, demanding safe spaces and government-funded tissues. Income is up, and so is progressive rage. Read More.

In a groundbreaking redefinition of biology, Michelle Obama reveals the uterus is mostly symbolic — like a Gucci handbag, but with more political significance. Read More.

President Trump’s attempt at being “Mr. Nice Guy” in trade negotiations with China has reportedly ended in betrayal, as he accuses Beijing of violating their agreement—proving once again that in international trade, nice guys finish last. Read More.

In a heartwarming moment for conservatives everywhere, Jake Tapper’s latest literary cry for help sold about three copies — two of which were accidentally ordered by his mom trying to buy cat food. Even CNN interns refused the free copies, citing “mental health concerns.” Read More.

In a meeting that economists are calling "economically educational for absolutely no one," Trump confronted Jerome Powell and demanded the Federal Reserve cut rates — or else. Powell responded by blinking twice and asking for a restraining order. Read More.

Elon Musk has stepped down from his role in the Trump administration after discovering that launching Mars missions is easier than navigating government paperwork. Sources say he also couldn’t figure out how to update the White House microwave. Read More.