House Republicans move to fast-track President Trump’s dream of turning the Federal Reserve into the Federal Tremble, starting with Powell’s pink slip. Read More.
In a move blending tough diplomacy with classic Trump flair, the 45th President is heading to Alaska to meet Putin — armed with tariffs, sanctions, and an unshakable belief that Russia blinks first. Read More.
In a bold move, Trump seized control of Washington D.C.’s police, deploying the National Guard and terrifying every latte-sipping progressive from Capitol Hill to Whole Foods.
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After telling Putin “there will be very severe consequences” if Russia doesn’t end the Ukraine war, Trump faces backlash from Democrats, media, and possibly the International Missile Sensitivity Alliance. Read More.
Trump and Putin are meeting in Alaska to “end the war.” Ukraine was not invited, because apparently peace talks work best when you leave out the country being invaded.
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President Trump has sent the National Guard and a buffet of federal agencies to clean up D.C., prompting panic among Democrats who fear criminals might lose their constitutional right to mug tourists. Read More.
President Trump, in a move baffling globalists and thrilling his base, has given China three more months before tariff hammer time — framing it as a “relationship-building exercise” with President Xi. Read More.
President Trump takes control of D.C.’s police to stop crime; Democrats furious he’s threatening the capital’s most cherished tradition: chaos. Read More.
A hyper-sarcastic romp through Vice President JD Vance’s fiery pledge to rain indictments on Democrats, delivered with glacial gallows humor and shameless glee.
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President Trump is eyeing the ultimate diplomatic icebreaker—literally—by considering an Alaska summit with Putin and possibly Zelenskyy. Political frostbite may ensue. Read More.
After calling Stephen Colbert “talentless” into oblivion, Trump now sets his sights on Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel — predicting their shows could soon be downgraded to livestreaming from mom’s Wi-Fi.
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President Trump’s new census order has Democrats panicking, clutching their pearls, and Googling “What’s a citizen?” faster than Kamala laughs at her own jokes. Read More.
Tulsi Gabbard stuns the D.C. swamp by delivering receipts on Russiagate — and the DOJ hilariously pretends they’re interested in justice instead of just finding a new way to accidentally delete files.
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A gleefully absurd parody of Putin and Trump’s imminently planned meeting, hyped as world‑changing but grounded in vague venue talk, booming markets, and impossible expectations.
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Lockheed Martin unveils plan to intercept enemy missiles from space — using advanced technology, a heap of taxpayer cash, and possibly Oprah’s book club. Read More.
