DHS says Venezuela no longer meets TPS; Biden’s 2021/2023 grants sunset Sept. 10, then 60 days after the Federal Register—cue sirens and latte foam. Read More.
On Trump’s direct order, U.S. forces popped a drug-running panga in international waters, eliminating 11 Tren de Aragua terrorists—complete with a kaboom on video and a presidential “BEWARE!” for dessert. Read More.
At Beijing’s 80th-anniversary parade, Xi posed with Putin and Kim. Trump replied with a Truth Social roast about American “blood,” victory, and—oh yes—“conspiring against the United States.” Read More.
Trump’s Treasury Secretary floats declaring a national housing emergency, while Democrats panic that cheaper homes might prevent them from converting America into a tent city utopia.
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In Manchester, Bernie Sanders told Fox News Digital it’s time to “rally the American people” unless RFK Jr. quits as HHS secretary, after the CDC shake-up and a New York Times op-ed broadside. Read More.
Kamala Harris just lost her taxpayer-funded bodyguards thanks to Trump, and now she’s about to launch a memoir tour with less backup than a Starbucks barista on Monday morning. Read More.
Jensen Huang, the leather-jacket-loving Nvidia boss, insists America will “win the AI race” if Trump lets him hand chips to China like Halloween candy. Read More.
The European “powerhouse trio” tries to flex global muscle by reimposing sanctions on Iran, proving once again that when America sneezes, Europe catches a cold—three years late. Read More.
Trump’s border crackdown hits 5,000 arrests in Los Angeles, leaving Democrats panicked about losing their most reliable voting bloc: violent felons with fake IDs. Read More.
President Trump says the word “Defense” is too weak and America needs the stronger, manlier “Department of War.” Democrats immediately fainted, clutching soy lattes, while MAGA supporters cheered like it was WrestleMania. Read More.
Trump nuked Lisa Cook from the Fed over mortgage fraud. Cook swore she’s immune from firing, then hired Hunter Biden’s lawyer — because nothing screams “not guilty” like the Biden Legal Discount Card. Read More.
