Lawmakers link rising global temperatures to surge in “unauthorized thoughts,” propose sweeping regulations to cool both planet and public discourse. Read More.
Party leaders express grave concern as citizens continue exercising democracy incorrectly, prompting urgent calls for “guided voting solutions.” Read More.
Lawmakers boldly defend keeping violent illegal immigrants in America, insisting deportation would harm the nation’s “rich cultural tapestry.” Read More.
New proposal would mandate a privilege self-assessment at checkout, ensuring every purchase aligns with equity goals and emotional fairness. Read More.
