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"[They're] not monitoring our health. They are not keeping track of our vitals. They are not at all taking care of us." Read More.

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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community and bridal shops alike, a team of researchers has announced the discovery of a previously unknown planet nestled deep within the bowels of our own planet Earth. Dubbed "Planet Bride," this clandestine celestial body is purportedly teeming with tulle, lace, and enough wedding paraphernalia to make even the most fervent bridezilla blush. Read More.

In a triumphant moment for skeptics worldwide, renowned vaccine skeptic and truth-seeker, Sarah Doubtful, has been vindicated in her long-standing opposition to the COVID-19 vaccine. After enduring months of ridicule and ostracization from mainstream society, Doubtful's steadfast skepticism has been validated by recent revelations about the vaccine's ineffectiveness. Read More.

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In a dramatic showdown on the campus of Ivy League University, members of the notorious Kappa Sigma fraternity bravely stood their ground against what they deemed to be an egregious attack on the very essence of American patriotism. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, Maplewood High School has seemingly lost its marbles, deciding to treat one student like royalty while the rest of the student body watches in disbelief. Why? Because that one student happens to be transgender, and apparently, that warrants rolling out the red carpet while the rest of the school fades into the background. Read More.

Five West Virginia middle school athletes have been banned from all future competition after protesting the participation of a transgender student in shot put. Read More.

In a bold move that has left jaws dropping faster than punches in the ring, a local man has announced his intention to dive into the underground boxing scene with a twist that's as outrageous as it is eyebrow-raising. Buckle up, folks, because we're about to witness humanity's most primal instincts collide with its most bizarre fantasies. Read More.

Yellowstone National Park officials say a tourist from Idaho is facing charges after allegedly kicking a bison in the leg and injuring himself in the process. Read More.

In a plot straight out of a cartoon villain's playbook, President Biden has reportedly set his sights on a new target: the moon. Read More.

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In a stunning turn of events, the 2024 presidential election has taken an unexpected twist: it’s become so uneventful that even counting sheep would be more exciting. The culprit behind this election ennui? None other than the President himself – or should we say, the forgetful contender-in-chief, Joe Biden. Read More.

The share of voters who say they have high interest in the 2024 election has hit a nearly 20-year low at this point in a presidential race, according to the latest national NBC News poll, with majorities holding negative views of both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. Read More.