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BREAKING NEWS: President Biden Declares Himself Santa Claus
In a stunning revelation that has left the nation bewildered and amused, President Joe Biden has officially declared himself the one and only Santa Claus. The announcement came during a recent White House press briefing, where Biden, dressed in a red velvet suit and sporting a fluffy white beard, addressed the nation with a twinkle in his eye. Read More.
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President Biden Announces New Initiative to Combat Inflation: "Biden Bucks for Better Budgets"
In a surprise move that has left both economists and the general public scratching their heads, President Biden has announced a bold new initiative to combat inflation. The plan, dubbed "Biden Bucks for Better Budgets," calls for the immediate issuance of $2 trillion worth of brand-new, super-sized $100 bills, each featuring a portrait of the president himself. Read More.
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Elon Musk Slings Expletives at Advertisers Fleeing X
Elon Musk, the billionaire owner of X, says the advertisers that have stopped spending on the platform due to his endorsement of an antisemitic post can “f——” themselves. Read More.
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VICE Posted a List on How White People Can Behave Better...and It's Unintentionally Hilarious
 The issue here is that this could easily be viewed as a satirical piece. Maybe it is, perhaps it isn’t, but that’s how insane the Left has become—where a list such as this for white people is tragically taken seriously by some. Read More.
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Biden Cancels Meetings, Citing "Bad Vibes"
President Joe Biden has once again canceled a series of important meetings, citing "bad vibes" as the reason. This marks the latest in a string of cancellations that have left White House officials and foreign dignitaries scrambling to reschedule their plans. Read More.
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Argentina's Javier Milei to Visit White House -- But Biden Won't Meet Him
Javier Milei, the president-elect of Argentina, is scheduled to visit the White House on Tuesday but not meet Joe Biden. Read More.
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Dems Are Getting Mugged By Reality, Often Literally
Some Democrats are waking up and noticing that the policies they’ve been cheerleading have produced violent crime waves, a massive migrant crisis, and genocidal antisemitism. One would hope the public at large is catching on as well. Read More.
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NYC recruiting coaches to bolster health of public housing tenants
Mayor Eric Adams’ medical team is ramping up a program to bolster wellness “in the hood” — by recruiting “health coaches” to work with residents inside the city&… Read More.
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Black Friday: Is it Racist
Every year, on the day after Thanksgiving, millions of Americans flock to stores across the country in a frenzied race to grab the best deals of the year. This day, known as Black Friday, is often seen as the epitome of consumerism and excess. But what if I told you that Black Friday also has a dark side, one that is deeply rooted in racism? Read More.
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Biden's Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon: A Satirical Look
In a time-honored tradition, President Joe Biden recently pardoned two Thanksgiving turkeys, Chocolate and Chip, sparing them from the fate of ending up as someone's holiday feast. While this annual act of clemency is meant to be a symbol of gratitude and compassion, it has also become a source of fodder for satirical commentary. Read More.
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Joe Biden Announces Plan to Combat Inflation by Selling Strategic Oil Reserves to Himself
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that has left economists scratching their heads, President Joe Biden today announced a new plan to combat inflation by selling America's strategic oil reserves to himself. Read More.
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Hypocritical climate change warriors living large
One way to gauge the success of global warming activists is to count how many fossil-fuel-burning homes they collect. Read More.
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Ukraine will spiral into WWIII if we don't stop Russia here
Russia’s bloodbath in Ukraine could spiral into World War III, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has warned Sunday. Read More.
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President Biden Declares Age a "Social Construct" in Effort to Avoid Retirement
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the political world, President Joe Biden has declared age to be a "social construct," effectively eliminating the concept of retirement for himself and all other Americans. Addressing a bewildered nation from the Oval Office, Biden asserted that age is merely a "label" that has been "imposed upon us by society" and that it has no bearing on one's ability to lead a productive and fulfilling life. Read More.
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WATCH: Joe Biden Admires Little Girl's Ears, Asks If She's 17
President Joe Biden told a six-year-old girl "I love your ears" during a Thanksgiving celebration at a naval base in Norfolk, Virginia. Read More.
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