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Look, we all know the 2020 presidential election was a shambolic mess riddled with non-sensical "results." But even the most unhinged MAGA patriot probably didn't see this conspiracy theory coming: Read More.

They want you sick, sad, and weak. Read More.

Where will be be hiding next? Read More.

In an astonishing turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced that he is willing to do "anything" to win the upcoming election, even if it means skirting the edges of legality. At a recent press conference, Biden's remarks left the room buzzing with a mix of disbelief and dark amusement. Read More.

Joe knows and the Dems have a cheat code ready. Read More.

May 22, 2024 — In a bold move to maintain the harmonious echo chamber of collegiate discourse, Upper Crust University (UCU) has expelled sophomore Jason Freewell from its residence halls for the grievous crime of uttering an unauthorized opinion. Read More.

In a surprising turn of events, the U.S. government has announced a novel initiative to celebrate American birthdays: personalized indictments for fake crimes. This innovative approach, inspired by the lackluster enthusiasm for traditional gifts, promises to make each birthday a memorable legal adventure. Read More.

Giuliani was the last of the 18 defendants in the case to be served, Arizona officials said. Read More.

In an unexpected twist of presidential duties, President Joe Biden has embarked on a unique quest: mastering the labyrinthine corridors of the White House while grappling with the challenges of what some observers humorously term "presidential forgetfulness."  Read More.

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In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden unveiled a groundbreaking immigration policy that has left both his supporters and critics scratching their heads. In a recent press conference, Biden declared that the United States would welcome undocumented immigrants with open arms—on one condition: they must have a criminal record. Read More.

A story like this should spark a revolution. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced a new executive order aimed at closing down restaurants across the nation. The reason? He simply doesn't like them. Read More.

You can get a really good idea how the U.S. economy is doing by watching restaurants in Read More.

Biden declares war on America…. Read More.