Pete Hegseth tells NATO to achieve peace by maxing out their credit cards on U.S. weapons. Brussels calls it “the most American peace plan ever.” Read More.
In a stunning development that defied decades of Beltway pessimism, President Donald Trump ended the Middle East war—prompting America’s press corps to immediately form a support group for journalists suffering from “peace-related trauma.” Read More.
After freeing more Americans than Biden did in four years, Trump is being accused of “patriarchal hostage liberation” by Democrats who claim freedom without a climate impact study is irresponsible. Read More.
In a move that made globalists choke on their kale smoothies, President Trump announced a 100% tariff on all imports from China, proving once again that economic dominance looks best in red, white, and blue. Read More.
After funding a $553 million progressive circus, British billionaire Christopher Hohn has suddenly decided to stop bankrolling left-wing chaos—apparently after discovering Americans noticed. Read More.
A deliciously tidy peace deal appears overnight, and the man who brought it is already polishing his Nobel speech — between Truth Social posts and press photos. Blaze Media Read More.
A government shutdown, a rule change and 107 nominees later — the Senate performed the political equivalent of stuffing a parade into a mail slot and calling it bipartisanship. Hilarity and indignation ensued in equal measure. Read More.
A biting parody of the day James Comey traded memos for a microphone in federal court — arraigned on alleged false statements and obstruction, he pleaded not guilty and promised strict adherence to legal diction. Read More.
Reuters says spot gold vaulted past $4,000 while silver sprinted toward $49, juiced by Fed-cut fever, ETF inhaling, central-bank hoarding, a weak dollar, and that “shutdown spice.” Read More.
A deal that reads like a geopolitical yard sale — US troops, Pakistani logistics, Taliban reservations, and a trunk full of Afghan minerals all trying to fit into one SUV. ZeroHedge Read More.
A federal judge declined to instantly stop the feds from sending Guardsmen to Chicago, which means lawyers will argue while soldiers board buses. Read More.
A government shutdown turns next year’s COLA from a boring bulletin into an edge-of-your-seat thriller — because why give numbers when you can give drama? (SSA expected Oct. 15; BLS furloughs may delay the inflation report). Read More.
CNBC reports Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill revives expiring breaks and allows some costs at 100% deduction—a boon for Main Street, with IRS rules still pending. Read More.
A coalition of shareholders and state officials are asking Tesla investors to vote down the board’s plan to hand Elon Musk a $1 trillion performance package — mostly because their wallets have feelings. Read More.
A rousing Quantico speech rebrands bureaucracy as battlefield and suggests peace is the inevitable side-effect of being extremely, aggressively prepared to fight. The secretary’s rollback plan reads like a fitness memo crossed with a motivational poster. Read More.
