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Walmart Finally Chooses Americans Over Imported Tech Gurus—Liberals Declare It A Hate Crime
Walmart just did the unthinkable—putting Americans first. And predictably, the Left is melting down faster than a soy latte on a Texas grill. Read More.
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Trump Puts Putin On Hold: MAGA Sanctions Go Nuclear
President Trump’s Treasury just slapped Russia’s biggest oil firms with sanctions so powerful even Bernie’s socialist Wi-Fi went out. The move leaves Democrats speechless—and possibly Googling “how to spell ceasefire.” Read More.
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Russia Panics As Trump Cancels “Putin Playdate,” Democrats Blame Climate Change
After Trump paused talks with Putin, Russia went into full “damage control mode,” and Democrats went into full “meltdown mode.” CNN experts are reportedly drafting a new theory: Trump caused the tension by existing. Read More.
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The Democrats Shut Down America to Save It From Working
In a bold stand against functioning government, Democrats have achieved the longest shutdown in U.S. history — proving once and for all that doing nothing is their most successful policy. Read More.
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Trump Warns: Without Tariffs, America Will Be Forced To Buy Its Own Products From China Again
President Trump says if the Supreme Court strikes down his tariffs, America’s economy will tank for years. Democrats immediately accused him of “economic nationalism,” a phrase they use whenever they’re allergic to common sense. Read More.
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Trump Calls “No Kings” Protest A Joke, Liberals Demand Crown Check
After a weekend of “No Kings” protests, President Trump reminded America that monarchs don’t usually fly commercial jets or do 18 rallies a week — before clocking back in to “work his ass off.” Read More.
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Zelenskyy Leaves White House Empty-Handed, Media Calls It “Genocide”
After Trump told Zelenskyy to “cut the war off at the battle lines,” America’s newsrooms combusted into an emergency therapy session, declaring that peace itself was now “an authoritarian threat.” Read More.
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Bolton Blasted: Deep State Finally Eats One of Its Own
In a twist that would make Shakespeare drop his quill, the swamp just ate one of its own. John Bolton — once the media’s favorite Trump-basher — is now their latest trophy. Read More.
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China Accused Of Betraying Trade Truce After America Realizes It Outsourced Everything To Its Rival
Top U.S. officials express outrage that China might actually use leverage in trade — a shocking twist in a saga where America happily outsourced its entire supply chain, then forgot to keep a Plan B. Read More.
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Trump To Close “Democrat Programs,” Nation Buys Popcorn
President Trump announced he’ll reveal a list of permanently closed “Democrat programs” this Friday — sending Washington into full meltdown as career bureaucrats clutch their lanyards like therapy crystals. Read More.
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Pentagon Launches “Peace Through Purchases” Plan, NATO Told To Buy More Freedom
Pete Hegseth tells NATO to achieve peace by maxing out their credit cards on U.S. weapons. Brussels calls it “the most American peace plan ever.” Read More.
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Trump Ends Middle East War; CNN Reports “Global Warming Mostly Responsible”
In a stunning development that defied decades of Beltway pessimism, President Donald Trump ended the Middle East war—prompting America’s press corps to immediately form a support group for journalists suffering from “peace-related trauma.” Read More.
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Biden Furious As Trump’s Hostage Count Outshines His Ice Cream Flavors
After freeing more Americans than Biden did in four years, Trump is being accused of “patriarchal hostage liberation” by Democrats who claim freedom without a climate impact study is irresponsible. Read More.
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Trump Slaps 100% Tariff on China, Sends Xi Jinping Into Emotional Support Panda Therapy
In a move that made globalists choke on their kale smoothies, President Trump announced a 100% tariff on all imports from China, proving once again that economic dominance looks best in red, white, and blue. Read More.
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British Billionaire Suddenly Discovers America Exists, Immediately Stops Funding Left-Wing Chaos Factory
After funding a $553 million progressive circus, British billionaire Christopher Hohn has suddenly decided to stop bankrolling left-wing chaos—apparently after discovering Americans noticed. Read More.
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