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In a dazzling display of globalist gymnastics, Hillary Clinton praised illegal immigrants for “replenishing” America’s population while ridiculing conservatives for encouraging U.S. women to have children. Apparently, the future of America lies not in the nursery, but at the border. Read More.

James Comey arranges seashells to say “86 47” on a beach, then claims it was just a coincidence — right after the Secret Service booked a one-way ticket to interrogate Neptune. Read More.

In a bold move to redefine immigration enforcement, Governor Tim Walz has proposed a series of changes to ICE operations, aiming to make agents more approachable and less "Gestapo-like." Read More.

Vladimir Putin has announced he won’t attend upcoming Ukraine peace talks in Turkey, because apparently surrendering by Zoom wasn’t an option. Read More.

New HHS Secretary RFK Jr. drops a truth bomb on Biden’s border disaster, calling it the biggest child abuse facilitator in American history. And suddenly, Democrats forget how to pronounce “compassion.” Read More.

Democrats suddenly remember Constitution exists after Trump saves taxpayers $400 million, call free stuff "unconstitutional" for first time in history. Read More.

President Trump signs major deals with Qatar while Democrats frantically search for ways to label friendship between nations as impeachable. Read More.

President Trump just gave Big Pharma a MAGA-sized prescription: take two aspirin and go bankrupt. Democrats are already forming a committee to find the racism in lower insulin prices. Read More.

In a move that has left Democrats clutching their pearls, President Trump’s aggressive tariffs have generated a record-breaking $16 billion in April, slashing the budget deficit and triggering liberal meltdowns nationwide.(Reuters) Read More.

Congressman Santos, sentenced for fraud, begs Trump for mercy while Democrats secretly envy his fundraising techniques. Read More.

Democrats scramble to explain why paying triple for Chinese goods is actually bad for America, while simultaneously ordering emergency unicorn supplies. Read More.

In a heartwarming display of family values, Bill Gates announces he'll give his entire $200 billion fortune to strangers while his children learn valuable lesson of "starting from scratch." Read More.

Senator James Lankford unveils revolutionary plan to transform border policy by giving illegal immigrants luxury accommodations and elite legal teams before gently asking if they'd like to leave. Read More.

Former First Lady announces therapeutic journey to overcome trauma of having too much freedom, claims suffering from "empty White House syndrome." Read More.

Man who spent $65 billion on world's most expensive fireworks show mad that new guy wants to turn off the fuse. Read More.