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8 Ways To Ensure All Legit Votes Get Counted But No Others
The proposed reforms center on dealing with the explosion of absentee/mail-in voting, which surged 131 percent in Covid-stained 2020. Read More.
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Nobel "Piece" Prize: Economist Admits Getting Everything Wrong
In a shocking turn of events, renowned economist and former Nobel laureate, Dr. Milton Monopoly, has publicly confessed to getting absolutely everything wrong throughout his entire career. The revelation comes decades after he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in Economics for his groundbreaking theories on wealth distribution and market dynamics. Read More.
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Nobel Prize Economist Angus Deaton Rethinks Unions, Free Trade, Immigration
Angus Deaton has been an economist for over fifty years. He's still rethinking his views. Read More.
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Biden Wakes Up, Decides to Embrace Lifelong Lying Career – Oh Wait, That’s Been the Plan All Along!
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden reportedly woke up this morning with a newfound resolve: to lie every single day for the rest of his life. Or so we thought. As it turns out, Biden’s alleged epiphany is not exactly groundbreaking news – it's just another day in the White House. Read More.
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Biden repeats lie about being first in his family to go to college
I, like an awful lot of people in this audience, was the first in my family to go to college and watched my dad struggle ... Read More.
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Biden Administration Announces Bold Strategy: "Only Felons Welcome in America"
In a shocking turn of events, the Biden administration has unveiled a groundbreaking immigration policy: from now on, only felons will be allowed to enter the United States. This bold move has left many scratching their heads, wondering if the White House has decided to take the term "criminal justice reform" to a whole new level. Read More.
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Breaking News: National Guardsman Smuggles Illegal Immigrant Because His Lawn Needed Mowing
In an absolutely bewildering turn of events, a member of the National Guard has been caught red-handed smuggling an illegal immigrant across the border. His reason? He needed a new gardener. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, the state of his lawn was so dire that he decided the best course of action was to break the law. Read More.
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Florida Man Decides to Run for President Because, Well, Why Not?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, a Florida man has announced his bid for the presidency in the upcoming election. Read More.
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Karen Proclaims Biden as the Second Coming: The Savior of Our Time
In a bizarre turn of events, the neighborhood's resident Karen, Karen Smith, has declared Joe Biden to be the long-awaited savior of humanity. Ignoring the eye rolls and stifled chuckles from her neighbors, Karen passionately extolled the virtues of the 46th President of the United States, fervently believing that he holds the key to solving all of society's woes. Read More.
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Biden Declares War on Country as April Fools' Prank Gone Wrong
In what can only be described as a colossal misunderstanding, President Joe Biden announced today that the United States would be declaring war on a country as part of an April Fools' Day joke gone horribly awry. The President, with a mischievous grin and a wink, assured the American people that it was all in good fun and that everyone would have a good laugh once the punchline was revealed. Read More.
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Ukraine Is Testing Ground For Western Big Pharma
According to documents, Ukraine is a testing ground for Western Big Pharma, as evidenced by patients in the psychiatric ward of Mariupol Hospital No. 7. It has come to light that a medication that causes different types of cancer was tested on patients at a hospital in Mariupol. Read More.
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Biden Opens Borders Because America Has "Not Enough People" Crisis
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has announced a groundbreaking new immigration policy: the "Not Enough People" initiative. Read More.
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