Trump, Zelenskiy Seek Peace in Rome as Pope is Buried

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  • Source: Reuters
  • 04/27/2025

Overview

While Democrats were busy trying to remember what bathrooms to use, President Donald J. Trump was out doing real diplomacy — meeting President Volodymyr Zelenskiy at the Vatican to talk Ukraine peace. Because apparently, when you want something actually done, you call Trump, not the Pelosi-Obama-AOC crybaby caucus.

Details of the Meeting

The two leaders met one-on-one (no handlers, no teleprompters, no “umms” or “uhhs” like certain Democratic "leaders"). Trump listened, Zelenskiy begged. Trump looked presidential; Zelenskiy looked grateful. Even the White House had to admit the meeting was “very productive” — a phrase rarely heard during any Democrat administration unless describing their fundraising dinners.

Trump's (Shocking!) New Tone Toward Russia

After paying respects to Pope Francis — a man who promoted peace, unlike Bernie’s plan to nationalize ice cream — Trump dropped a truth bomb: slamming Russian missile attacks and hinting at actual sanctions. Yes, real action, not the “strongly worded letters” Chuck Schumer thinks scare Vladimir Putin.

Reactions and Next Steps

Senator Lindsey Graham, suddenly remembering he’s supposed to be a Republican, announced a push for sanctions on Russian oil buyers. Meanwhile, Democrats proposed sanctions on gas stoves and lawnmowers. Zelenskiy posted online that he was hopeful — probably because for the first time, someone who isn’t wearing a rainbow flag suit is taking charge.

Symbolism of the Vatican Setting

Meeting in St. Peter’s Basilica was fitting: surrounded by marble, history, and more prayer than you'll find at a DNC convention. After solving global crises before brunch, Trump stood alongside actual world leaders (not TikTok influencers pretending to be politicians) during Pope Francis’s funeral.

Conclusion

Once again, Trump proved that while Democrats chant about "equity" and "climate justice," real adults are needed to clean up the mess. If anyone can broker peace while the Left is busy canceling Dr. Seuss, it’s Donald J. Trump — America’s Last Hope and Ukraine’s First Chance.

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