In today’s installment of "How Dare He Be President!", Senator Chuck Schumer took to the Sunday show circuit to once again float the idea of impeaching President Donald J. Trump—because apparently, being effective, popular, and not a Democrat is now a federal offense.
Appearing on Face the Nation, Schumer bravely refused to rule out another impeachment, citing the ever-reliable charge of “violating the rule of law.” Which law? Who knows. He didn’t say. Maybe the law that says Trump can’t have 47% approval without MSNBC’s permission.
Schumer’s real issue? Trump’s doing exactly what he said he’d do: secure the border, fix the economy, crush China with tariffs, and remind Washington what a functioning leader looks like. And that, of course, makes career swamp creatures like Schumer break out in legislative hives.
“We’re not ruling anything out,” Schumer warned—while probably updating his iCalendar to slot in Impeachment Season 4: The MAGA Menace.
Meanwhile, Republicans shrugged, voters rolled their eyes, and Trump hit a golf ball straight down the fairway while the media tried to find a crime in it.
Let’s be honest: this isn’t about justice—it’s about revenge, power, and the trauma of realizing Trump might just finish what he started. Again.
So brace yourselves. The left’s favorite game is back on the table. And if you thought they were deranged before, wait until Trump fixes the economy and their precious globalist sandbox.
MAGA’s on the move. And Schumer’s still stuck in 2020.
