JD VANCE KICKS DOWN FOX NEWS DOOR WITH LEGAL SMOKE SHOW
JD bursts onto Fox News like Judge Judy at a monster-truck rally, announcing Democrats will be indicted so fast their lawyers will need parachutes.
“WE’RE NOT INDICTING JUST TO INDICT”
Translation: “We’re indicting because it’s hilarious—and we’ve got the receipts laminated.”
HILLARY’S EMAIL LAUNDROMAT
Vance paints intel agencies as Hillary’s dry-cleaners—pressing, folding, and starching her talking points for prime time.
GABBARD’S DOCUMENT DYNAMITE
Tulsi’s drop is Vance’s Jurassic Park moment—raptor out, stampede of indictments unleashed.
MAGA JUSTICE ON STEROIDS
Patriots, chill the champagne: Russiagate’s about to become Russian-sized regret. Justice is coming—and it’s riding shotgun in a red MAGA hat.
