CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL — AND THE LEFT LOVES IT
The D.C. Police Union stood with Trump as he grabbed the wheel of the runaway clown car that is our nation’s capital. “We’ve lost control,” admitted Chairman Gregg Pemberton, while Democrats wept over losing their street souvenir shops.
LIBERALS: “HOW DARE HE ENFORCE LAWS?”
Progressives insist Trump’s plan is fascism because criminals will now face consequences. “Crime is our culture,” explained an imaginary AOC.
MEDIA MELTDOWN MODE
CNN compared Trump’s move to “a coup against muggers,” while MSNBC warned it could lower ratings for their nightly carjacking coverage.
D.C. BUREAUCRATS REACT
City officials vowed to resist, announcing a “Defund Police: Reloaded” rally catered by looters.
MAGA ORDER RESTORED
Trump’s move promises safe streets, sending Democrats into a fetal position. America First wins; chaos loses.
