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In a dramatic turn of events at the White House yesterday, President Joe Biden reportedly unleashed a torrent of frustration after delivering what he deemed a "flawless" speech, only to be met with a deafening silence instead of the expected applause. Witnesses described the scene as both comical and bewildering, as the leader of the free world apparently couldn't handle the absence of the customary ovation. Read More.

President Joe Biden demanded over the weekend that an audience at the White House clap during remarks that he made while speaking on St. Patrick’s Day. Read More.

In a stunning twist of academic acrobatics, a college professor has taken aim at the beloved tradition of spring break, accusing it of perpetuating cultural appropriation. Read More.

As the political landscape heats up in anticipation of the next election cycle, one noticeable absence from the campaign trail has been that of Joe Biden. Read More.

This article discusses China's response to the U.S. House bill targeting TikTok, the EV hype losing steam, Dollar Tree's results, and Neil Young's return to Spotify. Read More.

In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the digital realm, a recent study has discovered that a staggering 98% of internet users vastly prefer mindlessly scrolling through endless streams of content to engaging in any form of meaningful productivity. Read More.

In a stunning bipartisan move, politicians from across the spectrum have unveiled their revolutionary new fitness plan: "Jumping to Conclusions." With gyms closed due to the pandemic and waistlines expanding faster than the national debt, our esteemed leaders have found a solution that doesn't require pesky things like exercise or self-control. Read More.

President Biden confused key dates during his October interview with special counsel Robert Hur, forgetting which year his son Beau died of brain cancer, as well as the year Donald Trump was electe… Read More.

In the grand theater of American politics, where every move is scrutinized and dissected, one figure has emerged as the reigning champion of the siesta: Read More.

In a display that left even the most seasoned politicians squirming uncomfortably in their seats, the State of the Union address took an unexpected turn this year when an elderly gentleman commandeered the podium and launched into a tirade that seemed to span several geological eras. Read More.

In a truly bizarre turn of events, the air we breathe has become the latest target of accusations of racism. Yes, you read that correctly. The very essence of life itself has now been dragged into the realm of social justice warriors and keyboard activists. Read More.

In December 2020 I had to put my home on the market and move 1,000 miles away.  Two months before I’d considered refinancing my mortgage and the bank gave ... Read More.

In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden, known for his occasional gaffes, has reportedly forgotten how to cast his vote in the upcoming elections. Instead of seeking assistance or consulting the Constitution, Biden took an unprecedented step by declaring himself the rightful ruler of the United States — the King of America. Read More.

Vermont has a new leader now. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, President Joe Biden has been accused of committing treason! Yes, you heard it right, folks, the leader of the free world has allegedly betrayed his country in the most sinister of ways. Read More.