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Kamala Harris Campaigns at a Funeral, Calls Herself 'the President' in Incredibly Weird Scene
 Kamala Harris' handlers have been carefully curating all of her public appearances since Joe Biden was forced off the ticket and the vice president became the presumptive nominee. For the most part, that's meant heavily scripted rallies with high-level entertainers (in popularity, not quality) doing the heavy lifting. Read More.
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Kamala Harris's 90-year-old ex-lover gives his take on the election "She would deport me"
Vice President Kamala Harris' much older ex-boyfriend Willie Brown believes that President Joe Biden should step down as president so that she can take the job. Read More.
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President Biden Throws Presidential Tantrum Over Bingo Ban: "Where's My Lucky Dabber?"
In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden, the leader of the free world, has reportedly thrown an unprecedented fit in the Oval Office, demanding to know why he can't join his friends for their weekly bingo game. Sources inside the White House have disclosed that the Commander-in-Chief's temper tantrum reached epic proportions, reminiscent of a toddler who just found out Santa isn't real. Read More.
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Joe Biden speaks to the nation and he looks terrible
Biden is more of a “Sloppy Joe” than a “Sleepy Joe” these days. The regime’s attempts to calm everyone’s nerves and parade out a strong, confident Joe Biden have spectacularly backfired…again. When Joe appeared on camera, he looked like a bizarre, orange-colored, glitching AI version of himself—downright awful, and he didn’t sound much better. Read More.
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Political Suicide: Why Only Two Democrat Candidates Are Being Seriously Considered to Replace Joe Biden
Gretchen Whitmer, Gavin Newsom, J.B. Pritzker, and Pete Buttigieg all want to be President of the United States. Josh Read More.
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Breaking News: Biden Forced to Drop Out of Election Because He is No Longer Senile
In a stunning and quite frankly suspicious turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced his withdrawal from the upcoming election. The reason? He's no longer senile. Yes, you read that right. Read More.
Jill Biden Applauds Joe Biden's Triumph: A Full Speech Without a Single Nap
Washington, D.C. – In a historic turn of events, First Lady Jill Biden heaped unprecedented praise on President Joe Biden today for delivering an entire speech without falling asleep. This remarkable feat has sent ripples of astonishment and admiration through the political landscape. Read More.
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Biden Realizes Trump Should Be the Next President
In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden has publicly acknowledged that his predecessor, Donald Trump, should be the next president of the United States. This unprecedented admission came during a nationally televised address, leaving the political landscape in shock and sparking intense debate across the country. Read More.
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Biden's zombie arms-out walk in latest video indicates Parkinson's
People have been saying it’s Parkinson’s for some time now. Read More.
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