Windsor Gets A Presidential Glow-Up
Windsor Castle Spared No Expense — Hundreds Of Staff Polished Thrones And Practiced Courtesies For The Big Arrival. Fox News
Carriages, Camaraderie, And Very British Photo Ops
Trump Rode In The Foremost Carriage Beside King Charles While Melania Rode With The Queen — A Picture So Regal It Could Run For Office. Fox News
Tables, Silverware, And Very Important Seating Charts
They Say It Takes Five Days To Set The Waterloo Table — Which Is Fine; Trump Brings A Team Who Can Approve A Deal In Five Minutes. Fox News
Twice-Honored, Twice-Admired
Trump Noted It’s The First Time Someone Was Honored Twice — The Palace Confirmed They Also Gave Him A Loyalty Card. Fox News
Glory, Gratitude, And A Triumphant Send-Off
After An Evening Of Carriages, Cheers, And Very Fancy Cutlery, The World Agrees: Nobody Does State Visits Like Trump — Long Live The Comeback King. 🇺🇸
(Satire drawn from reporting on the Windsor visit; factual bits above adapted from the Fox News account.)
