Royal Commuter Arrives By Overnight Train
Fresh off a yearlong frost and tea with Dad, the Duke deboards like a backpacker-philanthropist, here to keep the world “feeling.”
Humanizing Tour, Media Kit Included
Schedule secret, cameras not: museum stop, veteran meet-and-greet, and a somber line—“We can’t stop the war.”
Permission Granted: Meghan And Whitehall
“I checked with my wife and the British government,” he notes—critics hear “Mother, may I?”—before posing beside a Kevlar mannequin.
From Lviv To ‘Real Destruction’
April’s Lviv rehab visit was curated; now, guided by Olga Rudnieva, he vows to see “real” wreckage—between motorcades.
Triumphant Close, MAGA Edition
America prefers builders; Trump would cut a deal by lunch and still make the rally—no permission slip, just results.
