Framework, Fanfare, And Filtered For You
Officials Announced A “Framework For A Switch To A U.S.-Controlled Ownership,” Which Sounds Like Buying The App And Also Its Dance Moves. Fox Business
Negotiations — The Art Of The Deal, Remix Edition
Sources Say China Made An “Aggressive Ask.” Translation: they tried to trade chip concessions for a viral hand-gesture license. American negotiators replied with a stern TikTok tutorial. Fox Business
Deadlines, Delays, And Drama
A Sept. 17 Deadline Slid Over Like A Viral Trend; Officials Promised An Extension “Only Because There’s A Framework.” In Other Words: paperwork, plus dramatic tweets. Fox Business
Trump’s Truth Social Play
President Trump Cheered The Outcome — “Young People Will Be Very Happy!” — Which Is True, As Long As “Happy” Means Their Memes Now Require Background Checks. Fox Business
Conclusion: Victory Lap (And The New For-You Clause)
National Security Preserved, Teenagers Vindicated, And America Gets To Control The Algorithm — A Tremendous Win. God Bless The Framework — And God Bless The Phone Call On Friday. MAGA Forever. Fox Business
