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A new government-funded study out of Britain, conducted by scientists at the U.K. Center for Ecology and Hydrology, purports to show that “human breathing is contributing to greenhouse gas emissions.” Therefore, the study authors are urgi... Read More.

Ah, the misquote. Often derided as a blunder, a stain on the pristine tapestry of knowledge. But I say phooey! Misquotes are not errors, they're interpretive tapestries woven with the finest threads of artistic license. They're not wrong, they're just... different. Read More.

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Washington D.C., December 12th, 2023 - In a groundbreaking move, President Biden unveiled his long-awaited plan to combat gun violence, titled "Scoops for Safety: An Ice Cream-Centric Approach to Disarming America." The plan aims to incentivize gun owners to voluntarily surrender their firearms in exchange for delicious, all-American ice cream. Read More.

The NRA issued a blistering statement in response to a proposal from the ATF that the NRA says could "criminalize" Americans who engage in firearm transactions. Read More.

The world of sleep research has just witnessed a revolutionary breakthrough. Scientists at the International Snore-ological Institute (ISI) have unveiled a groundbreaking device capable of harnessing the power of human snoring and transforming it into usable energy. Read More.

A Massachusetts man died after allegedly stabbing himself by accident Read More.

In a groundbreaking move that will surely revolutionize higher education, prestigious universities across the nation have announced a bold new policy: finals are now optional. That's right, students can simply choose not to take them and still pass their courses. Read More.

In a move sure to send shockwaves through the political establishment, President Biden unveiled a bold new proposal: a minimum age requirement of 85 for anyone seeking elected office. "Look, folks," Biden declared, sporting his signature aviator sunglasses indoors, "the world's a complicated place. You need years of experience, wisdom, and preferably a faint memory of the Depression to understand what's best for this country." Read More.

It’s up to a new generation of leaders to change the country’s “toxic political climate,” Bush said in Miami. Read More.

In a shocking and somewhat unbelievable turn of events, Dr. Bartholomew Q. Snodgrass, renowned scientist and inventor of the popular "Fizzy Wizzies" candy, has unveiled a revolutionary new vaccine: the "Un-C-Shot." This groundbreaking invention promises to do the impossible: reverse the effects of COVID-19, sending the virus back to the dank, bat-infested cave from whence it came. Read More.

The steep drop in demand for Covid shots reveals how Pfizer depended upon fraud to promote their most lucrative product. Once Americans knew the truth, demand dropped by over 75%. Now, Paxton’s suit brings that fraud to trial. Read More.

In the realm of college football, where passion runs high and rivalries are fierce, a dark secret lurks beneath the surface of the coveted College Football Playoff (CFP). Whispers of a sinister force pulling the strings, orchestrating the outcomes of games and swaying the selection committee, have long plagued the sport. Could this clandestine manipulator be none other than the entertainment giant, Disney? Read More.

You might as well face it, markets are "addicted to gov." Government monetary interference, that is. Government money printing and massive Federal spending. According to Goldman calculations, $350BN of liquidity (in USD terms) was added in November from the G4 central banks + the PBOC was nothing short of a fire hose. Read More.