President Donald J. Trump just pulled off the greatest deportation deal in history, shipping off MS-13, Tren de Aragua, and other premium-grade gangsters straight to El Salvador’s mega-prisons—because why waste taxpayer dollars on hotel-style U.S. jails when Bukele’s got room?
El Salvador’s Terrorism Confinement Center (CECOT)—known for its exclusive no-human-rights package—has graciously agreed to house these model citizens. In exchange, the U.S. tossed in $6 million and a handshake. Win-win!
Liberals are outraged (obviously), claiming “human rights” and “due process” are more important than protecting actual Americans. Meanwhile, deported criminals are reportedly less than thrilled about their surprise Central American vacation.
Trump summed it up best: “We will not forget”—which is exactly what the U.S. prison system will do once these guys are out of sight, out of mind. Next stop? Democrat-run cities.