Senate Republicans are prepared to cancel fireworks, barbecues, and freedom itself if that's what it takes to pass Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill.” Meanwhile, Democrats clutch pearls and warn of fiscal doom. Read More.
In a bold new chapter of international diplomacy, Trump offers Iran the chance to avoid further “peaceful obliteration” after Israel demonstrates the world's first "shock-and-awe-for-breakfast" campaign.
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Trump is done waiting for Jerome "Mr. Too Late" Powell to locate the gas pedal at the Federal Reserve. A real America First pick may finally end the snooze-fest at the Fed. Read More.
As Trump pulls diplomats from the Middle East while nuclear talks implode, Democrats accuse him of "reckless peace-making" and ruining their apocalypse narrative. Read More.
President Trump announces that trade deals are going so perfectly that foreign nations might not even need more time to surrender — unless they enjoy paying massive tariffs.
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Federal judge denies Newsom’s desperate bid to block Trump from deploying National Guard to riot-plagued Los Angeles, leaving Gavin hyperventilating into his designer scarf. Read More.
President Trump’s elite trade assassins touched down in London and promptly put China in a diplomatic chokehold, with no press statements — just raw dominance. Witnesses say Xi Jinping has already ordered extra diapers. Read More.
In a stunning new effort to combat bureaucratic bloat, Republicans have launched a hilariously serious crusade against government waste — one canceled Post-it Note at a time. Read More.
Over 300 economists sounded the alarm this week, warning that if Trump’s tax cuts expire, America will plunge into a pit of IRS doom, government job postings, and tofu subsidies. The horror.
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After a spicy Saturday in Los Angeles, where leftists turned a protest into a UFC tryout with ICE agents, FBI Director Kash Patel delivered the shocking news: hitting cops still lands you in jail. Read More.
The Trump administration just reminded the world that international justice stops where MAGA begins — especially if it dares question America's BFF, Israel. Read More.
Trump's America-First job boom has Democrats in therapy as the federal bloat shrinks faster than Joe Biden's approval rating. Meanwhile, ICC judges get sanctioned for attempting to cosplay as global hall monitors. Read More.
In a move that screams “What could possibly go wrong?”, El Salvador is firing up its first attempt at nuclear power—because nothing says energy security like plutonium and pupusas. Read More.
In a stunning display of bipartisan déjà vu, President Trump and Elizabeth Warren discover they actually agree on something — and America responds by checking for signs of the apocalypse. Read More.
