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Joe's doomsday. Read More.

U.N. alarmist-in-chief António Guterres laid into fossil fuel companies calling for a ban on their ads and increased taxes on energy firms. Read More.

In an unexpected turn of events, President Joe Biden has filed for personal bankruptcy, citing the staggering legal fees incurred while trying to keep his son Hunter Biden out of jail. The elder Biden, known for his folksy charm and love of ice cream, lamented that the constant legal battles have drained his personal finances, leaving him unable to afford even a single scoop of his favorite mint chocolate chip. Read More.

The D.C. Superior Courtroom descended into pandemonium today as Hunter Biden, the infamous first son, strolled in like he owned the place for a hearing related to his sketchy business dealings. Read More.

No one is above the law? Read More.

Dems enjoying their WTF moment. Read More.

In a move that has both baffled and amused the American public, President Joe Biden brought a colorful and lively twist to the latest presidential debate: a butterfly. What started as a serious policy discussion quickly turned into an unexpected nature documentary, leaving political analysts, viewers, and his opponent in utter disbelief. Read More.

Look, we all know the 2020 presidential election was a shambolic mess riddled with non-sensical "results." But even the most unhinged MAGA patriot probably didn't see this conspiracy theory coming: Read More.

They want you sick, sad, and weak. Read More.

Where will be be hiding next? Read More.

In an astonishing turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced that he is willing to do "anything" to win the upcoming election, even if it means skirting the edges of legality. At a recent press conference, Biden's remarks left the room buzzing with a mix of disbelief and dark amusement. Read More.

Joe knows and the Dems have a cheat code ready. Read More.

May 22, 2024 — In a bold move to maintain the harmonious echo chamber of collegiate discourse, Upper Crust University (UCU) has expelled sophomore Jason Freewell from its residence halls for the grievous crime of uttering an unauthorized opinion. Read More.

In a surprising turn of events, the U.S. government has announced a novel initiative to celebrate American birthdays: personalized indictments for fake crimes. This innovative approach, inspired by the lackluster enthusiasm for traditional gifts, promises to make each birthday a memorable legal adventure. Read More.

Giuliani was the last of the 18 defendants in the case to be served, Arizona officials said. Read More.