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Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Kellen felt that his genius for creating avant-garde zombie opera was best channeled when wearing a particular pair of... Read More.

A local construction foreman said that he saw an unidentified flying object that went directly over his work site on Monday afternoon. “It was just flying all over the place, a few of my guys tried to shoot their nail guns at it as it passed overhead,” said the foreman during his morning break. Read More.

Students at Syracuse University continue to have access to an indigenous healer who burns sage and interprets dreams, thanks to a successful activism campaign. Read More.

Flying around the nation to whine about too many white laborers and dodging the calamity in East Palestine apparently aren’t possible to do on commercial planes when you’re a man about town like Pete Buttigieg. Read More.

A professor at the University of British Columbia recently said that even in early 2023, with the COVID-19 pandemic largely behind us, it is still “racist, ableist and classist” to go around without a face mask. Read More.

America First Legal Foundation recently accused the IRS of targeting White and Asian Americans with audits under the pretext of “racial equity.” Read More.

Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascón embraces a special kind of evil. The Soros-backed prosecutor has A: sold whatever shreds remain of his soul, B: has had a lobotomy, or C: has just submersed himself completely in Leftist dogma. Of course, all of those things do somewhat dovetail, don’t they? Read More.

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy released 41,000 hours of new January 6th footage to the Tucker Carlson show earlier this week, opening up the discussion to more questions about the Democrat’s narrative of the day. Read More.

An annual fundraiser at Pennsylvania State University that raises money to help kids suffering from cancer is too white, according to some student leaders. Read More.

Now Unilever is making its ice cream freezers warmer, so that now if global warming doesn’t melt dessert, Unilever’s woke freezers will do the job themselves. Read More.

Joe Biden, the black Jewish Puerto Rican Catholic child, grew up feeling sorry that he wasn’t Polish or Italian. Why Old Joe drew the line there is unclear. Read More.

Fast food consumers can potentially be guilted into buying products with less red meat and instead opting for more environmentally friendly options when “climate impact” labels are used, according to a taxpayer-funded study. Read More.

A study has found that Americans with higher cognitive ability are more supportive of free speech and less concerned about political correctness. If the woke are less intelligent, how did they gain so much influence? Read More.

At the fourth annual Climate Posturing Summit, where the world’s elite gather to scold Americans about their “outrageous” energy consumption, multiple activists advocated for limiting the travel abilities of middle class Americans. “We believe that, if every person does their part, we can save the world from armageddon in the next 50 years,” said one activist while walking down the steps of their private jet. Read More.

In the Christian tradition, Lent is a time of prayer, fasting and doing penance in order to prepare oneself to celebrate Easter and it begins today with Ash Wednesday. Read More.