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FBI agents take turns removing their “Don’t Tread on Me” tattoos after infiltrating Proud Boys for January 6th protest
Following official reports that suggest as many as 8 FBI agents were able to infiltrate the Proud Boys prior to the January 6th Capitol protests, several agents were seen attempting to remove their “Don’t Tread on Me” and “These colors don’t run” tattoos on Wednesday morning. Read More.
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UCSB Black Student Union asks white peers not to attend free ‘Wakanda Forever’ screening
University of California Santa Barbara students were able to attend a free screening of the new Marvel film “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.” The only catch? They should be black to attend. Read More.
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WaPo Admits the FBI Found No Nuclear Secrets, or Anything Else, in Mar-a-Lago Raid
There is nothing funnier than watching leftist Punchinellos beclown themselves over the latest “We’ve got Trump NOW!” hijinks. Remember when the FBI raided Trump’s home supposedly looking for “nuclear secrets” a few months back? Guess how that turned out? Read More.
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Delivery drivers find themselves in deep trouble after getting lost with extra Arizona ballots
“Dude, the Clintons are going to kill me when they find out we’re lost,” said one delivery man as he examined a map of Arizona on Tuesday afternoon. “The election hasn’t been called yet, so we still have time to deliver the right ballots.” The two men were seen arguing over which direction Phoenix was before speeding down the highway. Read More.
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Catholic Gonzaga prohibits pro-life event with Liz Wheeler
Gonzaga University, a Jesuit Catholic institution, refused to allow a pro-life event by the campus Zags for Life group. Read More.
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Portland's Antifa 'Justice' Strikes Again
A Portland “anti-fascist” activist has been found not guilty of being a fascist by roughing up a journalist and stealing his phone because he didn’t like what the reporter said about his Antifa friends. Read More.
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Great news for vaxxed Americans: Moderna vaccine only 3x more likely to cause myocarditis than Pfizer vaccine
Following a report from the American College of Cardiology released last week, it was proven that patients who received the Moderna covid-19 vaccine were at a three times higher risk of developing myocarditis than those who took the Pfizer BioNTech Covid vaccine. Read More.
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College Faces Backlash for Its Anti-White Cis Man Paint Night
With a flyer that sounded like an ad for hemorrhoid cream, a senior at Gettysburg College planned a project that would feature artwork from the student body that would be publicly displayed. Read More.
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GWU student paper apologizes for ‘harmful’ debate question on transgenderism
The George Washington University student paper issued an apology on Saturday for an “insensitive” and “harmful” question during a pre-election College Republicans-vs.-College Democrats debate. Read More.
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Pennsylvania Democrats criticized for creating live-action sequel to Weekend at Bernie’s
Draping an arm around each of their shoulders, Democratic aides were seen trying to ambulate the deceased body of a Pennsylvania State Rep. on Friday night. While one of the aides held the body upright, the other was seen moving the dead man’s mouth during a press conference. Read More.
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Stanford racial discrimination: ‘Wakanda Forever’ tickets, bus seats reserved for black students
It seems the Stanford University Graduate Student Council engaged in racial discrimination in its handling of tickets to see “Black Panther” sequel “Wakanda Forever.” Read More.
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The Morning Briefing: Since Nightmares Do Come True—What If Biden DOES Run Again?
Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Hortense had a fondness for doing things with Cheez Whiz and fine fabric that made grown men recoil in horror. Read More.
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Maricopa County election officials distracted by Modern Warfare 2’s new online maps
Instead of counting ballots into the night on Tuesday, Maricopa County election officials were busy trying to get a new camouflage for their favorite weapon in the online multiplayer game, Modern Warfare 2. Read More.
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University forfeits volleyball match against BYU over (debunked) racism claims
The University of Pacific decided to forfeit a volleyball match against Brigham Young on November 3 due to a Duke University volleyball player’s unproven allegations of racial taunting. Read More.
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You Think Fetterman Is Bad? Wait Until You See Who ELSE Pennsylvania Elected
Tony DeLuca is not exactly a household name, and he would probably have preferred it that way. Instead of garnering big headlines and moving on to higher office, Tony was just a solid, standup guy, a reliable Democrat, serving in the Pennsylvania State House for a staggering twenty terms. Read More.
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