As every good public school student (and plenty of private school students, too) knows, our addiction to gasoline-powered engines is causing the climate to heat up at a frantic rate, such that the world as we know it will come to an end just
eight years from now if we don’t abandon our automobiles and gas stoves and hand over global economic hegemony to the People’s Republic of China.
All this is a lot of rancid
hooey, of course, but that hasn’t stopped the climate hysterics or even slowed them down, and increasingly conformist corporations are stepping up to save the planet.
Now Unilever, the far-Left corporate giant that brings us Ben & Jerry’s Marxist ice cream and other frozen delicacies, is doing its part by making its ice cream freezers significantly warmer, so that now if global warming doesn’t melt your dessert, Unilever’s woke freezers will take care of that for you on their own.
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