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ChatGPT working overtime after a White House intern accidentally deleted the SOTU speech on Biden’s computer
The White House was buzzing today as it was discovered that an intern had accidentally overwritten the State of the Union speech to make room for their tik tok videos. The intern was allegedly filming a video called “A day in the life of a White House intern” where they tried out fancy coffees, ate a five course breakfast, and worked a total of three hours throughout the day. Read More.
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Harvard Medical School adds climate change to its curriculum
Harvard Medical School soon will be adding climate change to its curriculum, a decision made by its Educational Policy and Curriculum Committee last month. Read More.
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BASED: Rep. Andrew Clyde Passes Out AR-15 Pins for Congressmen to Wear on House Floor
Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-GA) is passing out AR-15 lapel pins for Congressional representatives to wear on the floor of the U.S. House. Read More.
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State of the Union address rescheduled to 2:30pm so Biden can get to bed on time
IMPORTANT NEWS FROM DC: If you were planning on watching tomorrow’s State of the Union Address, you might want to take a long lunch because it was just rescheduled to 2:30pm eastern time. The Biden administration admitted that the change in time was to ensure that the President didn’t have to stay up too late, allegedly due to the fact that Biden gets “sleepy” after 5:00pm. Read More.
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Whites should put coats on ground for blacks to walk over: Yale student government
In support of Black History Month, the Yale student government sent out an email with suggestions on how non-people of color can contribute to “Black joy.” Read More.
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China Condemns Balloon Shoot Down While Still Refusing to Acknowledge
The Chinese Communist Government has condemned the U.S. action to bring down its spy balloon and is insisting the balloon had no military purpose. Read More.
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WIN FOR TRANSGENDERS: Biden says that more than half the women in his administration are women
I’m reporting live from a press conference at the White House where President Joe Biden just fumbled his way through an announcement where I’m like 90% sure he just said “more than half the women in my administration are women”. Yea… ok reporters are asking followup questions because that can’t really be what he meant, right?! Read More.
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Fauxcahontas: White female scholars keep pretending to be Native American
A headline Jan. 24 in the New York Post trumpeted: “‘Native American’ novelist praised by GMA, NYT accused of being a ‘Pretendian.’” Read More.
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Hispanic Legislators in Connecticut Have Had It With the Weird Woke Nicknames
One of my best friends in high school was Mexican. He didn’t call himself “Hispanic” or “Latino.” He called himself Mexican because he was from Mexico. Read More.
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FBI Director: “We’d like to investigate Biden’s documents case, but all our resources are focused on digging up dirt on Trump”
FBI Director, Christopher Wray, held a press conference on Wednesday to address the investigation of President Biden and his classified documents scandal. “It’s unfortunate, but at the current moment we have no resources to investigate Biden because we’re too busy digging up more dirt on Donald Trump,” said Wray. Read More.
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Yes, ‘Zombie Studies’ is a thing
Some use it to teach teamwork and health and survival skills. Others study sociology and human behavior with the genre. Read More.
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BuzzFeed To Replace Its Laid Of Workforce With ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence
A lot of woke outlets have started announcing layoffs, with one example being BuzzFeed back in December. Read More.
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California Gov. Newsom: “California has an addiction problem, to fix it we should self-medicate more”
Governor Gavin Newsom made the news on Tuesday when he held a press conference to discuss the ongoing addiction issues facing the state of California. “It’s no secret that Californians, as well as many Americans, are struggling with substance abuse issues,” said the Governor to a crowded press room. Read More.
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DeSantis proposes higher ed DEI ban, pledges to push back on ‘identity politics and indoctrination’
Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his 2023 legislative proposal today. It includes a ban on “diversity, equity and inclusion” initiatives at public universities as well as an expansion of classical education that teaches about Western Civilization. Read More.
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GWU Adds a Birth Control Vending Machine to Its Campus
I don’t know if it is still in vogue but back in the day, fraternity houses across the nation would have cans of beer stocked in their soda machines. Read More.
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