New January 6th footage reveals interns sat at Senator’s desks “just to see what it felt like”

Washington, DC - House Speaker Kevin McCarthy released 41,000 hours of new January 6th footage to the Tucker Carlson show earlier this week, opening up the discussion to more questions about the Democrat’s narrative of the day. After reviewing the trove of new footage, it was discovered that several interns for the House of Representatives took full advantage of the chaos to indulge in debauchery. 

The footage showed interns from several House Representatives put on casual clothes and blend in with the crowd of federal agents and peaceful protesters to get closer to what they were referring to as “the action”. 

After blending in, it seems the interns went straight for the Senate chamber to sit in their favorite Senator’s desks “just to see what it felt like”. One intern can be heard saying, “Oh look at me, I’m Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, I’m going to veto this popular bill out of principle.” Another intern could be seen sitting at Senator Chuck Schumer’s desk and taking multiple selfies that appeared on their social media later that day. 

The Senate Sergeant at Arms said that they would be taking the matter seriously, but after it was revealed that the interns worked for Democratic Representatives in the House, the issue was dropped and the investigation again focused on what they were calling “conservative rioters”.



 
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