Local man’s UFO sighting probably won’t even make the 5am morning news

Kansas City, MO - A local construction foreman said that he saw an unidentified flying object that went directly over his work site on Monday afternoon. “It was just flying all over the place, a few of my guys tried to shoot their nail guns at it as it passed overhead,” said the foreman during his morning break. 

The foreman described the object as a circular, flat disk that darted across the sky in an unnatural pattern that scared many of the workers. “Some of my guys had flashbacks to that Chinese spy balloon, and I had to talk them down from freaking out and thinking that we were under attack.” 

At publishing time, several of the construction workers were observed watching the movie Independence Day in preparation for what they were calling “the imminent invasion” from outer space.



 
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