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Biden's New Investment Strategy: A Masterclass in International Relations or Capitalistic Comedy?
In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has unveiled his groundbreaking investment strategy, proving once and for all that the art of the deal knows no borders. In a move that has raised eyebrows, dropped jaws, and sent conspiracy theorists into a frenzy, Biden has reportedly secured a hefty sum of money from China, prompting a flurry of questions about ethics, transparency, and the true meaning of international diplomacy. Read More.
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‘Blood Money’: The Biden Family Bagged $5M
The Biden family bagged $5 million from the business partner of the “White Wolf,” a Chinese criminal gang leader who helped create the fentanyl pipeline now decimating the United States, Peter Schweizer details in his new book, "Blood Money." Read More.
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Politicians Unveil Groundbreaking Plan to Solve All Problems by Ignoring Them Completely
In a stunning display of bipartisan cooperation, politicians from across the spectrum have come together to unveil their latest masterstroke in governance: a revolutionary plan to solve all of society's problems by simply pretending they don't exist. Read More.
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President Biden Proposes National Bingo Night as Solution to Gridlock in Congress
In a move that left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing, President Joe Biden has unveiled his latest plan Read More.
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Area Man Achieves Legendary Status After Successfully Assembling IKEA Furniture Without Swearing Once
In a stunning display of human perseverance and self-control, local man Dave Peterson has achieved what many deemed impossible: assembling an IKEA dresser without uttering a single curse word. The feat, which has catapulted Peterson to near-mythical status in his neighborhood, has left friends and family in awe and disbelief. Read More.
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Stubborn Politician Refuses to Drop Out of Election Despite Zero Support
In an astonishing display of delusion, local politician Joe Schmoe has announced his unwavering determination to stay in the race for mayor, despite polling at an impressive 0%. Schmoe, who seems to have mistaken the word "campaign" for "camping out," has steadfastly refused to acknowledge the writing on the wall – that his chances of winning are about as likely as finding a unicorn grazing in Central Park. Read More.
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Deranged Nikki Haley vows to never drop out
The former South Carolina governor says she isn’t going anywhere, will stay in “until the last person votes.” Read More.
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Biden's Memory: Lost, Found, Lost Again
In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has reportedly misplaced his memory once again, sending shockwaves through the nation. The incident, reminiscent of a forgetful grandfather searching for his reading glasses, has left Americans scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a political satire sitcom. Read More.
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Trump's high-top sneakers sell out hours after launch
Former President Trump's high-top sneakers sold out hours after their launch Saturday at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia. Read More.
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Local Man Shocked to Discover That Reading the Entire Terms and Conditions Actually Required
COLUMBUS, OHIO - In a shocking turn of events, local man Greg Thompson has reportedly stumbled upon a groundbreaking revelation: reading the entire terms and conditions before clicking "agree" is not just a suggestion, but a legitimate necessity. Read More.
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Should a senile old man be the leader of the free world?
NO ONE outside the White House and a handful of top Democratic and Republican leaders knows the full extent of Joe Biden’s control of his own presidency. Read More.
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Electric Cars Actually Powered by Tiny Hamsters Running on Wheels
In a groundbreaking exposé that's sure to jolt the world, investigative journalists have uncovered the shocking truth behind electric cars: they're not powered by cutting-edge battery technology or renewable energy sources. No, dear readers, brace yourselves for the truth that's stranger than fiction. Electric cars are, in fact, powered by tiny hamsters running tirelessly on miniature wheels hidden beneath the hood. Read More.
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The Great Electric Vehicle Con
Led by an elderly man experiencing cognitive decline, the Biden administration has launched a strident effort to promote electric vehicle (E.V.) sales.  This push is part of a globalist climate change agenda that ignores the unreliability of ren... Read More.
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Woke Disney: When Happily Ever After Meets Social Justice
Disney, the beloved entertainment powerhouse, has recently found itself at the center of a storm of controversy surrounding its newfound commitment to social justice and inclusivity. In an attempt to stay relevant in today's ever-changing social landscape, Disney has embraced "wokeness" with open arms, and the results have been nothing short of, well, interesting. Read More.
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Now we know why Disney went Woke
A newly leaked video suggests Bob Iger's feelings towards the events of Jan 6th played a pivotal role in Disney's turn to politics. Read More.
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