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In a stunning bipartisan move, politicians from across the spectrum have unveiled their revolutionary new fitness plan: "Jumping to Conclusions." With gyms closed due to the pandemic and waistlines expanding faster than the national debt, our esteemed leaders have found a solution that doesn't require pesky things like exercise or self-control. Read More.

President Biden confused key dates during his October interview with special counsel Robert Hur, forgetting which year his son Beau died of brain cancer, as well as the year Donald Trump was electe… Read More.

In the grand theater of American politics, where every move is scrutinized and dissected, one figure has emerged as the reigning champion of the siesta: Read More.

In a display that left even the most seasoned politicians squirming uncomfortably in their seats, the State of the Union address took an unexpected turn this year when an elderly gentleman commandeered the podium and launched into a tirade that seemed to span several geological eras. Read More.

In a truly bizarre turn of events, the air we breathe has become the latest target of accusations of racism. Yes, you read that correctly. The very essence of life itself has now been dragged into the realm of social justice warriors and keyboard activists. Read More.

In December 2020 I had to put my home on the market and move 1,000 miles away.  Two months before I’d considered refinancing my mortgage and the bank gave ... Read More.

In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden, known for his occasional gaffes, has reportedly forgotten how to cast his vote in the upcoming elections. Instead of seeking assistance or consulting the Constitution, Biden took an unprecedented step by declaring himself the rightful ruler of the United States — the King of America. Read More.

Vermont has a new leader now. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, President Joe Biden has been accused of committing treason! Yes, you heard it right, folks, the leader of the free world has allegedly betrayed his country in the most sinister of ways. Read More.

Lock him up. Read More.

In a move that has left both military strategists and economists scratching their heads, the government has announced that it will not be deploying its latest weapon innovation—a top-secret, gold-infused armament. The reason? It's simply too valuable to risk on the battlefield. Read More.

Vladimir Putin's military is unlikely to use its prized T-14 Armata tank in combat in Ukraine because it is "too valuable," an ally of the Russian president said. Read More.

Biden's Secret Weapon Revealed: An Army of Overly Polite GrandparentsIn a stunning revelation, sources close to the Oval Office have leaked information about President Joe Biden's secret weapon in handling political opponents and international disputes: an army of overly polite grandparents. Yes, you read that right. Forget diplomatic cables and nuclear deterrents; the Biden administration is deploying a force of gentle, cookie-baking seniors to navigate the treacherous waters of global politics. Read More.

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a stunning move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has announced his bold new "anti-aging" plan, vowing to turn 80 years old once more. Read More.

In a groundbreaking revelation that has shaken the foundations of physics and social justice alike, a group of radical academics has boldly declared gravity to be unequivocally racist. Yes, you read that correctly: gravity, the force that keeps us grounded and planets in orbit, has now been accused of systemic discrimination. In a move that is sure to send shockwaves through the scientific community, these intrepid thinkers have unveiled their findings, pointing fingers at Sir Isaac Newton and his supposedly oppressive laws of motion. Read More.