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In a shocking turn of academic events, a seemingly ordinary genetics class at Ivy League University was turned upside down when a student, presumably birthed from the primordial soup of intelligence, left his esteemed professor dumbfounded with his uncanny grasp of genetic principles. Read More.

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In a stunning turn of events, politicians across the globe were left dumbfounded after discovering that their constituents, whom they assumed to be mere background extras in their political dramas, actually possess thoughts, feelings, and—most shockingly—opinions. Read More.

In a move that has left both students and faculty scratching their heads, the administration of our esteemed college has come out swinging against a political sign spotted on campus. The sign, which simply read "Make Better Choices: Vote for [Insert Politician's Name Here]," has been deemed by college authorities as a "threat to intellectual stability" and promptly removed. Read More.

A groundskeeper working at Harvard University was caught on camera acting aggressively after being confronted for ripping down posters of Israeli hostages held by terrorists in Gaza on Wednesday morning. Read More.

 Joe Biden has announced a groundbreaking initiative aimed at combating climate change: the mandatory consumption of toy food. Yes, you heard it right—Americans are now being encouraged to ditch their burgers and salads in favor of plastic hot dogs and rubbery broccoli. Read More.

The globalist's plan to destroy farmland is well underway as Joe Biden advances plot to bankrupt food processing plants for synthetic food Read More.

In the heart of Washington D.C. stands a symbol of democracy, power, and the American spirit: the White House. Nestled at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, it's not just a building; it's a testament to the principles upon which this nation was founded. But beyond its iconic facade lies a question that tugs at the very fabric of our democracy: Who truly owns the White House? Read More.

Around 3 p.m. on Jan. 6, DeLuca replied to a Twitter post stating, “Fight back or let politicians steal and election? Fight back!” Read More.

In a dramatic turn of events at the White House yesterday, President Joe Biden reportedly unleashed a torrent of frustration after delivering what he deemed a "flawless" speech, only to be met with a deafening silence instead of the expected applause. Witnesses described the scene as both comical and bewildering, as the leader of the free world apparently couldn't handle the absence of the customary ovation. Read More.

President Joe Biden demanded over the weekend that an audience at the White House clap during remarks that he made while speaking on St. Patrick’s Day. Read More.

In a stunning twist of academic acrobatics, a college professor has taken aim at the beloved tradition of spring break, accusing it of perpetuating cultural appropriation. Read More.

As the political landscape heats up in anticipation of the next election cycle, one noticeable absence from the campaign trail has been that of Joe Biden. Read More.

This article discusses China's response to the U.S. House bill targeting TikTok, the EV hype losing steam, Dollar Tree's results, and Neil Young's return to Spotify. Read More.

In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the digital realm, a recent study has discovered that a staggering 98% of internet users vastly prefer mindlessly scrolling through endless streams of content to engaging in any form of meaningful productivity. Read More.