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In a bizarre turn of events, the neighborhood's resident Karen, Karen Smith, has declared Joe Biden to be the long-awaited savior of humanity. Ignoring the eye rolls and stifled chuckles from her neighbors, Karen passionately extolled the virtues of the 46th President of the United States, fervently believing that he holds the key to solving all of society's woes. Read More.

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In what can only be described as a colossal misunderstanding, President Joe Biden announced today that the United States would be declaring war on a country as part of an April Fools' Day joke gone horribly awry. The President, with a mischievous grin and a wink, assured the American people that it was all in good fun and that everyone would have a good laugh once the punchline was revealed. Read More.

According to documents, Ukraine is a testing ground for Western Big Pharma, as evidenced by patients in the psychiatric ward of Mariupol Hospital No. 7. It has come to light that a medication that causes different types of cancer was tested on patients at a hospital in Mariupol. Read More.

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has announced a groundbreaking new immigration policy: the "Not Enough People" initiative. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has confessed to a grand deception that has left the nation reeling. In a hastily called press conference, the President revealed that he does not, in fact, suffer from dementia, as many have speculated. Instead, he admitted to a cunning agreement crafted to keep the American public on their toes. Read More.

Joe Biden has made yet another glaring error as he addressed the nation following the tragic collapse of the Baltimore Bridge. Read More.

In a bizarre turn of events that could only be described as "modern fairy tale meets bureaucratic madness," Goldilocks, a migrant from South America, has become the unwitting protagonist in a controversial saga of government handouts and squatter's rights. Nestled deep within the heart of suburban America, Goldilocks has been hopping from one vacant home to another, courtesy of Uncle Sam's benevolent taxpayer-funded assistance program. Read More.

Moreno — who claims he, his wife and daughter receive $350 a week from the federal government in his videos — appears to be hiding in plain sight, even posting a video in front a cop car from the G… Read More.

In a bold move to revolutionize the higher education system, Ivy League University of Unconventional Studies (ILUUS) has announced the introduction of a cutting-edge course: Smuggling 101. The course, which offers academic credit for the clandestine transportation of individuals across borders, is set to challenge traditional notions of academia and redefine the concept of experiential learning. Read More.

Students at Arizona State University (ASU) have the ability to enroll in a program that allows them to provide support services to illegal immigrants serviced by a Catholic Charities organization in exchange for school credit. A university website reveals that any student enrolled in an ASU Health Sciences program and some students from the ASU School of Social Work are eligible to "provide aid to migrants looking for a better life" at Casa Alitas in what the university calls the MILAGRO Collaborative. Read More.

In a shocking turn of academic events, a seemingly ordinary genetics class at Ivy League University was turned upside down when a student, presumably birthed from the primordial soup of intelligence, left his esteemed professor dumbfounded with his uncanny grasp of genetic principles. Read More.

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In a stunning turn of events, politicians across the globe were left dumbfounded after discovering that their constituents, whom they assumed to be mere background extras in their political dramas, actually possess thoughts, feelings, and—most shockingly—opinions. Read More.

In a move that has left both students and faculty scratching their heads, the administration of our esteemed college has come out swinging against a political sign spotted on campus. The sign, which simply read "Make Better Choices: Vote for [Insert Politician's Name Here]," has been deemed by college authorities as a "threat to intellectual stability" and promptly removed. Read More.