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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that has left economists scratching their heads, President Joe Biden today announced a new plan to combat inflation by selling America's strategic oil reserves to himself. Read More.

One way to gauge the success of global warming activists is to count how many fossil-fuel-burning homes they collect. Read More.

Russia’s bloodbath in Ukraine could spiral into World War III, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has warned Sunday. Read More.

In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the political world, President Joe Biden has declared age to be a "social construct," effectively eliminating the concept of retirement for himself and all other Americans. Addressing a bewildered nation from the Oval Office, Biden asserted that age is merely a "label" that has been "imposed upon us by society" and that it has no bearing on one's ability to lead a productive and fulfilling life. Read More.

President Joe Biden told a six-year-old girl "I love your ears" during a Thanksgiving celebration at a naval base in Norfolk, Virginia. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, a local man has discovered that his wife has been slowly replacing his clothes with gender-neutral garments. The man, who has asked to remain anonymous, said he first noticed the change when he went to put on his favorite pair of jeans for work and found that they had been replaced with a pair of beige cargo pants. Read More.

Former President Trump leads President Biden in Florida, including among "non-binary" voters, a recent poll found. Read More.

In today's hyperconnected world, Gen Z is the first generation to grow up with the internet at their fingertips. This constant exposure to the digital world has shaped their perception of reality in ways that previous generations could never have imagined. For Gen Z, the internet is not just a source of information and entertainment; it is an extension of reality itself. Read More.

Unfortunately this isn’t satire.  A video is circulating on Twitter that features a TikTok user teaching viewers how to “practice abortion as a magical ritual.” The user who created the video lists “they’s” name as Valkyrja Vörðr and is supposedly a “witch.” “I am a witch who has had abortions and has used them as rituals,” she began. Supposedly abortion rituals are “birthing magic” and “death magic” at the same time.  To make matters weirder the witch used the phrase “womb body” instead of woman.  Unfortunately, this isn’t satire.  Read More.

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) once again turned law professor when he quizzed President Biden’s nominee for a district judgeship in Oklahoma about her knowledge of basic legal terms. Read More.

In the heart of Washington D.C., amidst the grandeur of Capitol Hill and the buzz of political power, lies a stage where the Democratic Party's puppeteers hold sway, their strings expertly maneuvering the figure of President Joe Biden. This spectacle, a blend of political satire and poignant reality, has become an integral part of the American political landscape. Read More.

Is the conservative backlash against progressive politics in Huntington Beach a harbinger for the rest of California? Read More.

Parents were horrified to learn their babies' mandatory newborn blood samples may have ended up in a vast database that has, in some cases, been shared with police. Read More.

Progressive University has been at the forefront of the gender-neutral bathroom movement. In an effort to be more inclusive, the school has converted all of its bathrooms into gender-neutral facilities. However, this decision has backfired spectacularly. Read More.

In a bold move to combat the rampant spread of misinformation, President Joe Biden has unveiled a new initiative dubbed the "Truthiness" Project. The project aims to empower individuals to discern fact from fiction by teaching them to rely on their "gut feelings" rather than traditional sources of information like news organizations, scientific studies, or common sense. Read More.