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Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Yellowstone National Park officials say a tourist from Idaho is facing charges after allegedly kicking a bison in the leg and injuring himself in the process. Read More.
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Biden's Plan to Steal the Moon with Illegals: A Gru-esque Scheme Unveiled
In a plot straight out of a cartoon villain's playbook, President Biden has reportedly set his sights on a new target: the moon. Read More.
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Biden's Forgetfulness Turns 2024 Election Into a Snoozefest
In a stunning turn of events, the 2024 presidential election has taken an unexpected twist: it’s become so uneventful that even counting sheep would be more exciting. The culprit behind this election ennui? None other than the President himself – or should we say, the forgetful contender-in-chief, Joe Biden. Read More.
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Poll: Election interest hits new low in tight Biden-Trump race
The share of voters who say they have high interest in the 2024 election has hit a nearly 20-year low at this point in a presidential race, according to the latest national NBC News poll, with majorities holding negative views of both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. Read More.
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Senator's Sudden U-turn on Open Borders: A Tragic Revelation
In a stunning turn of events, Democratic Senator Cordelia Bloom, once a vocal advocate for open borders, has had an epiphany that's as timely as it is tragic. After years of championing liberal immigration policies, the gruesome death of her own staffer, Timothy Jenkins, has prompted her to rethink her stance. But rather than taking responsibility for her own advocacy, she's pointing the finger at the policies of the Trump era. Read More.
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President Biden Frustrated Over Coloring Book Shortage: Demands Immediate Action
In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has reportedly expressed his frustration over the nationwide shortage of coloring books Read More.
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Florida Man Arrested for Trying to Marry Alligators: Claims It's for Conservation Purposes
In a bizarre and jaw-dropping incident, a Florida man found himself in hot water after attempting to tie the knot with not one, but several alligators residing in the murky depths of the Everglades Read More.
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Migrants Flock to U.S. for Freebies, Demand Unlimited Handouts Because Work is Hard
In a shocking turn of events, migrants flooding into the United States have been spotted demanding more freebies, claiming that the already generous assistance isn't sufficient to sustain their lavish lifestyles of doing absolutely nothing. Read More.
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Denver migrants, advocate say 6 months of free rent is 'insufficient'
The program will provide six months of free housing, food assistance, workforce training and more to the approximately 1,000 migrants currently in the city’s shelter system as they await auth… Read More.
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Biden's Bold Strategy: Winning the Election by Inviting Aliens... the Illegal Kind
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing (or crying), President Joe Biden has unveiled his secret weapon for securing victory in the upcoming election: inviting aliens... and not the extraterrestrial kind. Read More.
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Biden Puppeteers: A Tale of Cheat Sheets and Puppet Masters
In a recent, eyebrow-raising development, President Joe Biden has found himself tangled in a web of scrutiny, all thanks to a humble piece of paper. Yes, you heard it right—a piece of paper, or as some would have you believe, the elusive cheat sheet. Read More.
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