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In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced a new executive order aimed at closing down restaurants across the nation. The reason? He simply doesn't like them. Read More.

You can get a really good idea how the U.S. economy is doing by watching restaurants in Read More.

Biden declares war on America…. Read More.

In a stunning move that left economists scratching their heads and taxpayers clutching their wallets, the Biden administration has announced a whopping $7 billion investment in what they cryptically referred to as the "Invisibility Technology" project. Read More.

President Biden has long vowed to build 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations in the United States by 2030. Those stations, the White House said, would help Americans feel confident purchasing and driving electric cars, and help the country cut carbon pollution. Read More.

"[They're] not monitoring our health. They are not keeping track of our vitals. They are not at all taking care of us." Read More.

Does this shock anybody? Read More.

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community and bridal shops alike, a team of researchers has announced the discovery of a previously unknown planet nestled deep within the bowels of our own planet Earth. Dubbed "Planet Bride," this clandestine celestial body is purportedly teeming with tulle, lace, and enough wedding paraphernalia to make even the most fervent bridezilla blush. Read More.

In a triumphant moment for skeptics worldwide, renowned vaccine skeptic and truth-seeker, Sarah Doubtful, has been vindicated in her long-standing opposition to the COVID-19 vaccine. After enduring months of ridicule and ostracization from mainstream society, Doubtful's steadfast skepticism has been validated by recent revelations about the vaccine's ineffectiveness. Read More.

Now they tell us... Read More.

No more Tech! Read More.

In a dramatic showdown on the campus of Ivy League University, members of the notorious Kappa Sigma fraternity bravely stood their ground against what they deemed to be an egregious attack on the very essence of American patriotism. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, Maplewood High School has seemingly lost its marbles, deciding to treat one student like royalty while the rest of the student body watches in disbelief. Why? Because that one student happens to be transgender, and apparently, that warrants rolling out the red carpet while the rest of the school fades into the background. Read More.

Five West Virginia middle school athletes have been banned from all future competition after protesting the participation of a transgender student in shot put. Read More.

In a bold move that has left jaws dropping faster than punches in the ring, a local man has announced his intention to dive into the underground boxing scene with a twist that's as outrageous as it is eyebrow-raising. Buckle up, folks, because we're about to witness humanity's most primal instincts collide with its most bizarre fantasies. Read More.