Democrats scramble to explain why paying triple for Chinese goods is actually bad for America, while simultaneously ordering emergency unicorn supplies.
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In a heartwarming display of family values, Bill Gates announces he'll give his entire $200 billion fortune to strangers while his children learn valuable lesson of "starting from scratch." Read More.
Senator James Lankford unveils revolutionary plan to transform border policy by giving illegal immigrants luxury accommodations and elite legal teams before gently asking if they'd like to leave. Read More.
Former First Lady announces therapeutic journey to overcome trauma of having too much freedom, claims suffering from "empty White House syndrome."
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DONALD Trump has banned all US funding for risky virus research in China and beyond, five years after Covid-19 upended the planet.In a blistering exec Read More.
Ukraine signed a deal with the U.S., giving the U.S. access to Ukraine's rare minerals as it continues to work with the Trump administration to end its three-year war with Russia. Read More.
The price of products Amazon Inc. lists in its online store may soon include the listed price and how much was added to the value due to President Donald Trump's tariff impositions. Read More.
