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Kamala Harris Unveils New "Original" Policy: Experts Stunned at How Much It Looks Like Trump's Old One
In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except for anyone who's been paying attention), Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy that looks suspiciously like one former President Trump announced years ago. The policy, which Harris swears is an entirely new concept she came up with after a long night of soul-searching and deep introspection, has left experts reeling—not because of its content, but because it feels like they’ve read this somewhere before. Read More.
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Democrats’ Favorite Boogeyman Returns for Another Lap Around the Oval
In the world of political horror, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of both Democrats and Republicans quite like the thought of Joe Biden dragging himself out of retirement — again. Like a beloved boogeyman of yore, the 81-year-old president is once again being summoned from his slumber. With Vice President Kamala Harris struggling to inspire anyone beyond her immediate family and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz presumably busy navigating snowstorms, it seems the Democrats have a new plan: hit the reboot button on Biden, Hollywood style! Read More.
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Kamala’s New “Air Force One” Jet: An Engineering Marvel or Feminist Fever Dream?
In what can only be described as a bold new step for the ever-fearless Vice President Kamala Harris, her new campaign jet has taken off—and not just into the sky. Read More.
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‘I Did Fries’: Kamala Harris Claims She Worked at McDonald's, but She Never Mentioned It Until...
Harris's résumé a year after she graduated college makes no mention of McDonald's Read More.
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Kamala Harris: The Fry Cook That Never Was?
In a shocking revelation that has captivated the nation (or at least the portion of it that finds fast food employment a critical qualification for the presidency),.... Read More.
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Social Media Users Destroy Kamala Harris, Who Laughed After Hearing About Kabul Airport Attack Which Killed 13 US Soldiers
As Jim Hoft reported, a service was held Monday morning in honor of the 13 brave members of the U.S. Read More.
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RFK Jr.'s Master Plan: The Wild Card That Could Send Democrats into a Tailspin
Well, folks, grab your popcorn because it looks like the 2024 election is about to get a lot more interesting. Read More.
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WATCH: Barack Obama Makes Trashy Joke About Donald Trump's Penis During DNC Speech
Former President Barack Obama made a trashy joke about former President Donald Trump’s penis during his speech at the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday evening. Read More.
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Barack Obama: Comedian-in-Chief or Just Plain Trashy?
Barack Obama, the man who once claimed to bring "hope and change," is apparently now moonlighting as a stand-up comic. Read More.
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Tampon Tim: The Gift That Keeps on Giving… Lies!
In yet another chapter of the "Tampon Tim" saga, we've uncovered another tall tale that makes even his most loyal supporters cringe. This time, Tim has been caught claiming expertise in—brace yourselves—quantum physics. Read More.
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Kamala Harris Admits Fear of Debating Trump, Cites ‘Unpredictable Hair’ as Biggest Concern
In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political world, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly confessed her deep-seated fear of debating former President Donald Trump. Read More.
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