Greatest Hits

In a touching but unsurprising twist, former President Jimmy Carter, now in hospice care, has reportedly made one final request: to cast his vote for a candidate who embodies Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI). According to insiders, Carter believes that voting for DEI, even if it means ignoring qualifications or policy, is the highest form of patriotism in today’s America. Read More.

As the political landscape evolves, young male voters are emerging as a surprising force—one that conservatives cannot afford to ignore. Driven less by specific policy demands and more by cultural alienation, these young men are growing resentful of modern societal norms that they feel unfairly demonize them. With influences ranging from the reversal of Roe v. Wade to the rise of identity politics, many in this group are shifting towards traditional conservative values, making them a pivotal demographic for Republicans in 2024. Read More.

As the Trump wave gains momentum, crashing against the very foundations of America's left-wing strongholds, it’s not just the coastal elites feeling the heat. Kamala Harris, who is now leading the left's flailing attempt to retain power, seems utterly lost at sea. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden, who isn’t even running for re-election, seems to have taken up a new hobby—sabotaging his own Vice President, Kamala Harris, as she struggles to launch her 2024 presidential campaign. Some might say Biden is giving Harris a “tough love” lesson in how to lose gracefully. Read More.

It’s 2024, and Democrats are sweating more than a glass of sweet tea in a July heatwave. As the presidential election gears up, they’re learning that their dreams of sweeping the battleground states might just be turning into a political nightmare. Read More.

In a surprising yet somehow predictable move, Joe Biden has once again pulled the rug out from under his own Vice President, Kamala Harris—except, this time, it’s even more confusing because he’s not running for re-election. That's right, while Harris is busy trying to prove she’s the new face of the Democratic Party, Biden is out here playing favorites with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Biden recently revealed that DeSantis has his direct number, leaving us all wondering if Kamala even has it herself. Has Biden forgotten that he's supposed to be helping her campaign, or is he just not that into her? Read More.

In yet another shining example of government efficiency and sound judgment, Vice President Kamala Harris has found an innovative way to handle the aftermath of natural disasters: funneling FEMA money not to devastated American communities, but to house illegal migrants instead. Read More.

In a groundbreaking effort to protect democracy—or at least the parts of it they like—Airbnb has gone beyond hosting sketchy vacation rentals. Now, they’ve upgraded to election interference, booting pro-Trump ballot chasers from their temporary homes. Apparently, counting ballots is only acceptable if you’re doing it from a left-leaning coffee shop while sipping a $15 oat milk latte. Read More.

Just when you thought President Joe Biden couldn’t possibly outdo his latest round of gaffes, he pulls off the impossible... Read More.

Former Secret Service Agent Dan Bongino revealed new information on cocaine-gate on Monday. Read More.

The left’s obsession with Trump never ends. Read More.

In what is surely the pinnacle of leftist artistic expression, the unveiling of a 43-foot nude statue of Donald Trump in the desert north of Las Vegas has once again proven the left’s undying obsession with the man they claim to despise. Read More.

In a plot twist no one saw coming—except maybe the guy selling popcorn at the corner of Albany and Dysfunction—former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has been accused of drumroll inappropriately influencing investigations. Read More.

Disgraced former New York Governor Andrew “Governor Death” Cuomo continues to be under fire for his disastrous, cruel, and controversial handling of COVID-19 in nursing homes, which killed thousands of vulnerable seniors. Read More.

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