In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except for anyone who's been paying attention), Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled a groundbreaking new policy that looks suspiciously like one former President Trump announced years ago. The policy, which Harris swears is an entirely new concept she came up with after a long night of soul-searching and deep introspection, has left experts reeling—not because of its content, but because it feels like they’ve read this somewhere before.
"We're really proud of this forward-thinking initiative," Harris said during a press conference, as the audience squinted at the PowerPoint slide behind her. "This policy will revolutionize how we think about America, just as soon as I figure out how to change the font from 'Trump Tower Bold' to something more... progressive."
The proposal, which Harris dubbed the "Build Back Yet Again, but More Expensively" plan, involves stricter immigration enforcement, bolstering domestic manufacturing, and—you guessed it—putting America first.
Sound familiar? It should. Political analysts are saying Harris’s strategy closely resembles Trump's old "Make America Great Again" policy. Of course, in Harris's version, the goal is less about greatness and more about "equitable, diverse, and inclusive excellence." Because, as we all know, nothing says "fresh ideas" like adding a few buzzwords to an old policy.
