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Former President Barack Obama made a trashy joke about former President Donald Trump’s penis during his speech at the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday evening. Read More.

Barack Obama, the man who once claimed to bring "hope and change," is apparently now moonlighting as a stand-up comic. Read More.

In yet another chapter of the "Tampon Tim" saga, we've uncovered another tall tale that makes even his most loyal supporters cringe. This time, Tim has been caught claiming expertise in—brace yourselves—quantum physics. Read More.

In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political world, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly confessed her deep-seated fear of debating former President Donald Trump. Read More.

She's baaaack. Read More.

Washington, D.C. – In a historic turn of events, First Lady Jill Biden heaped unprecedented praise on President Joe Biden today for delivering an entire speech without falling asleep. This remarkable feat has sent ripples of astonishment and admiration through the political landscape. Read More.

In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden has publicly acknowledged that his predecessor, Donald Trump, should be the next president of the United States. This unprecedented admission came during a nationally televised address, leaving the political landscape in shock and sparking intense debate across the country. Read More.

Feeling guilty Joe? Read More.

The Art of the Ad. Read More.

In a shocking revelation that has taken the nation by storm, President Joe Biden has reportedly sold his house, sparking wild conspiracy theories about potential money laundering schemes. The President's humble abode, once a serene sanctuary in Delaware, is now at the center of a media frenzy, with pundits and armchair detectives alike suggesting that the sale is nothing more than an elaborate ruse to launder money. Read More.

Hopefully this drag queen hire doesn't steal luggage. Read More.

U.N. alarmist-in-chief António Guterres laid into fossil fuel companies calling for a ban on their ads and increased taxes on energy firms. Read More.

May 22, 2024 — In a bold move to maintain the harmonious echo chamber of collegiate discourse, Upper Crust University (UCU) has expelled sophomore Jason Freewell from its residence halls for the grievous crime of uttering an unauthorized opinion. Read More.

In a surprising turn of events, the U.S. government has announced a novel initiative to celebrate American birthdays: personalized indictments for fake crimes. This innovative approach, inspired by the lackluster enthusiasm for traditional gifts, promises to make each birthday a memorable legal adventure. Read More.

In an unexpected twist of presidential duties, President Joe Biden has embarked on a unique quest: mastering the labyrinthine corridors of the White House while grappling with the challenges of what some observers humorously term "presidential forgetfulness."  Read More.