In the latest episode of America’s most absurd reality show, we’re treated to the saga of Oprah Winfrey, the billionaire media mogul who’s now trying to position herself as the moral compass of the Democratic Party. Yes, the same Oprah who once cozied up to Donald Trump, showering him with praise and even floating the idea of being his vice-presidential pick, is now lecturing us on the evils of racism, sexism, and income inequality. You can't make this stuff up, folks.
Remember when Oprah was everyone’s favorite TV aunt, giving away cars and making people cry with her heartfelt interviews? Well, it seems she’s decided to trade in her daytime talk show crown for the tin foil hat of liberal elitism. She’s taken to the DNC stage, not to uplift or inspire, but to spew the same tired talking points we’ve come to expect from Hollywood’s out-of-touch elite. Oprah wants us to believe she’s in touch with the struggles of the average American, all while sipping lattes in her billion-dollar mansion.
And here’s where it gets good. Trump, never one to let a slight go unanswered, dug up an old letter from Oprah herself, where she gushed about his "incredible achievements" and hinted that they could rule the country together. That’s right, folks—Oprah, the self-proclaimed champion of the downtrodden, was once starry-eyed over the idea of teaming up with Trump. It’s a classic case of political amnesia, where the left conveniently forgets their past alliances when it’s no longer fashionable.
But the hypocrisy doesn’t stop there. Oprah’s political endorsements have been as inconsistent as her infamous diet plans. She threw her weight behind Stacey Abrams in Georgia, only to watch her candidate go down in flames. It’s almost as if Oprah’s touch has turned from gold to, well, something a little less shiny. And now, as she tries to resuscitate the flailing Democratic Party, she’s met with nothing but eye-rolls and memes from the very people she claims to represent.
So while Oprah continues her moral grandstanding, Trump is sitting back and enjoying the show, knowing full well that he’s already won this round of the culture war. He doesn’t need to be on stage with Oprah because he knows that in the court of public opinion, he’s already gotten the last laugh.
And let’s be honest—Oprah’s latest reinvention as a political activist is just another episode in the never-ending soap opera of liberal hypocrisy. Next week, who knows? Maybe she’ll endorse Elon Musk for Martian President, or perhaps she’ll decide to run for office herself. Either way, the American people are getting tired of the same old script, and Trump’s just the guy to flip the channel.
