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In a dramatic showdown on the campus of Ivy League University, members of the notorious Kappa Sigma fraternity bravely stood their ground against what they deemed to be an egregious attack on the very essence of American patriotism. Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, Maplewood High School has seemingly lost its marbles, deciding to treat one student like royalty while the rest of the student body watches in disbelief. Why? Because that one student happens to be transgender, and apparently, that warrants rolling out the red carpet while the rest of the school fades into the background. Read More.

Five West Virginia middle school athletes have been banned from all future competition after protesting the participation of a transgender student in shot put. Read More.

In a bold move that has left jaws dropping faster than punches in the ring, a local man has announced his intention to dive into the underground boxing scene with a twist that's as outrageous as it is eyebrow-raising. Buckle up, folks, because we're about to witness humanity's most primal instincts collide with its most bizarre fantasies. Read More.

Yellowstone National Park officials say a tourist from Idaho is facing charges after allegedly kicking a bison in the leg and injuring himself in the process. Read More.

In a plot straight out of a cartoon villain's playbook, President Biden has reportedly set his sights on a new target: the moon. Read More.

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In a stunning turn of events, the 2024 presidential election has taken an unexpected twist: it’s become so uneventful that even counting sheep would be more exciting. The culprit behind this election ennui? None other than the President himself – or should we say, the forgetful contender-in-chief, Joe Biden. Read More.

The share of voters who say they have high interest in the 2024 election has hit a nearly 20-year low at this point in a presidential race, according to the latest national NBC News poll, with majorities holding negative views of both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. Read More.

In a stunning turn of events, Democratic Senator Cordelia Bloom, once a vocal advocate for open borders, has had an epiphany that's as timely as it is tragic. After years of championing liberal immigration policies, the gruesome death of her own staffer, Timothy Jenkins, has prompted her to rethink her stance. But rather than taking responsibility for her own advocacy, she's pointing the finger at the policies of the Trump era. Read More.

This move is right on brand for a Democrat. Read More.

In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden has reportedly expressed his frustration over the nationwide shortage of coloring books Read More.

In a bizarre and jaw-dropping incident, a Florida man found himself in hot water after attempting to tie the knot with not one, but several alligators residing in the murky depths of the Everglades Read More.

In a shocking turn of events, migrants flooding into the United States have been spotted demanding more freebies, claiming that the already generous assistance isn't sufficient to sustain their lavish lifestyles of doing absolutely nothing. Read More.

The program will provide six months of free housing, food assistance, workforce training and more to the approximately 1,000 migrants currently in the city’s shelter system as they await auth… Read More.