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With GDP forecasts soaring and coffee prices plummeting, the Treasury declares 2026 a feel-good year—grab your ticker-tape for real life. Read More.

When pop royalty meets foreign policy: Nicki Minaj wields pink wigs and global influence to rescue religious freedom abroad. Read More.

After 43 days of grit, gasping agencies and furious families, some Senate Democrats insist the historic shutdown definitely achieved its aims. Read More.

TSA agents receive surprise $10,000 bonuses from the Department of Homeland Security—just days after being told their government-pay clock had run out. Read More.

Conservatives once lectured leftists on economics; now they’re proudly waving 100 % China-tariff signs while calling it fiscal genius. Read More.

With the government shutdown dragging on, agencies clarify “shutdown” means work stops, not extra paperwork. Read More.

The UN, feeling ghosted by major multinationals, prepares a new conference to finally snag corporate RSVPs—because who cares about world peace when you’ve got PowerPoints? Read More.

When the elites say “no one cares about culture anymore,” someone should hand them a salad fork—they’ve already thrown away the kitchen table. Read More.

After weeks of gridlock, eight Democrats join Republicans to reopen government — chaos in caucus and fairy-tale for furloughed staff. Read More.

In a patriotic steak-crusade, Trump orders the DOJ to investigate “foreign-owned” meatpackers in a dramatic protection of American ranchers. Read More.

President Trump recommended redirecting hundreds of billions in Obamacare insurance company payments directly to Americans so they can purchase their own healthcare, causing Democrats to frantically search for reasons why people shouldn't control their own money. Read More.

Tesla shareholders are voting on a record-setting $1 trillion pay package designed to keep Elon Musk from wandering off to his other hobbies like colonizing Mars or renaming social media platforms. Read More.

Recently unsealed emails show James Comey privately celebrating his expected promotion under “President Hillary,” while overseeing leaks designed to help her win. He was reportedly surprised to discover democracy still required voters. Read More.

Elon Musk sounded the alarm over socialist mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani’s plan to transform New York City into a fully renewable utopia powered by moral superiority and other non-fungible resources. Read More.

Former President Barack Obama reportedly declined to endorse New York mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani this week, citing a “longstanding rule” against meddling in local elections — a rule he apparently discovered only after realizing Mamdani calls himself a socialist. Read More.