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Virginia Democrat Wants To Criminalize Parents Who “Misgender” Their Children
Making laws surrounding transgender “rights” is disturbingly a lot like the concept of spectral evidence taken from the days of the Salem witch trials. Read More.
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Nancy Pelosi nominated for best actress in Outstanding Fake News category
Following the release of never-before-seen footage from inside the Capitol during the January 6th Capitol protest, Nancy Pelosi was nominated for Best Actress for her role in the film Inside Job: The January 6th Capitol Riots at the primetime Emmy Awards. Submitting the film in the category for Outstanding Fake News, the Speaker of the House said she was expecting the movie to perform well against its competitors. Washington, DC - Following the release of never-before-seen footage from inside the Capitol during the January 6th Capitol protest, Nancy Pelosi was nominated for Best Actress for her role in the film Inside Job: The January 6th Capitol Riots at the primetime Emmy Awards. Submitting the film in the category for Outstanding Fake News, the Speaker of the House said she was expecting the movie to perform well against its competitors. “The other entries in this category were strong this year,” said Speaker Pelosi. “I’m really only worried about Dr. Anthony Fauci’s role in How to create a pandemic and destroy the American way of life,” continued Pelosi. Dr. Fauci had this to say about his groundbreaking performance, “You know, I hope it inspires more people to become doctors that can grow up to continually lie to the American people about the origins of global pandemics.” Industry insiders said that they don’t expect either person to take home the top prize at next year’s Emmy Awards. Instead the consensus winner was Kanye West’s performance in his short film, The making of an Uncle Tom: Kanye West and the White Lives Matter movement. Tune in to the primetime Emmys next September to find out who will win the coveted best actor/actress in the Outstanding Fake News category. Read More.
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The Australian Government Is Offering To Pay For Funerals Of Those Who DIE From COVID Vaccines
The Australian government has seemingly acknowledged that COVID vaccines can kill people by updating its website to introduce a policy to pay funeral costs of people who die after getting vaccinated. Read More.
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Court case will probably trigger bogus protests next summer
Ivy League universities have signaled support for Harvard University and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill as the Supreme Court prepares to begin hearings on affirmative action cases against both universities on October 31. Read More.
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Moderna announces injection to repair heart muscle that is totally unrelated to heart complications from vaccines
Speaking with SkyNews Australia, Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel revealed the pharmaceutical company’s newest treatment for heart attacks: another mRNA injection. Mr. Bancel reiterated that the newest injection, which will be jabbed directly into the heart, has nothing to do with the numerous documented cases of heart complications stemming from the Moderna Covid-19 vaccine. Read More.
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Disgraced Former FBI Official Declares ‘9/11 Is NOTHING Compared To Jan 6th’
After MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace claimed January 6 was “the deadliest attack on the U.S. capital in history,” Strzok agreed and added “I think if you look at the scale in terms of a threat to democracy, 9/11 was a tragedy, we lost thousands of lives in a horrific way. We still mourn to this day. Read More.
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University rewrites segregated event promo after College Fix inquiry
An advertisement for an event targeted “specifically to Black students, faculty, and staff” was taken down by Muhlenberg College and replaced with one that did not explicitly exclude other races, after a College Fix inquiry on Monday. Read More.
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Nancy Pelosi to face Donald Trump at UFC 280
Following a bombshell report that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wanted to, “punch [Donald Trump] out,” during the January 6th Capitol Hill protest, the Ultimate Fighter Championship announced that they will be adding the Trump-Pelosi bout to their next UFC event, scheduled on October 22nd. Read More.
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PayPal goes full woke, pays the price with customers leaving
PayPal announced that it would reserve the right to take up to $2500 from people’s accounts if they ‘spread hate’ or ‘misinformation’ – meaning opinions they dislike. Read More.
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Ithaca College scrubs minorities-only pre-med program after complaint
Ithaca College officials removed information on an event geared toward “BIPOC [Black, Indigenous and People of Color] middle and high school students interested in a career in medicine,” just one day after being informed of a federal complaint filed against the school. Read More.
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Tulsi Gabbard breaks off long-time relationship with the Democratic Party
Washington, DC - Scrolling through old photos of Tulsi Gabbard on Facebook, DNC Chairman Jaime Harrison was seen wiping tears from his eyes as he said, “I just can’t quit you.” The reaction comes after Tulsi announced that she was leaving the Democratic Party in a viral video earlier this week. Read More.
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Minnesota medical students vow to uphold indigenous medicine, fight 'gender binary' and colonialism
Incoming students of the University of Minnesota Medical School (UMMS) recited an unusual pledge this year. Instead of the traditional "first do no harm," the class of 2026 committed to "uprooting the legacy and perpetuation of structural violence deeply embedded with the healthcare system." Read More.
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Racist LA councilwoman has history of calling America, Trump racist
The Los Angeles City Council president who stepped down from her leadership position Monday after leaked audio showed her making openly racist remarks has a history of labeling the U.S. "racist." Read More.
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LA City Council President not woke enough to be openly racist
Los Angeles, CA - Speaking before a packed house of protesters, liberal city council member Nury Martinez struggled to be heard as she profusely apologized for her derogatory comments regarding a black person. “Listen, we already told you, we’re as woke as they come,” said Martinez as she defended herself after referring to a fellow city council member’s child as a “monkey” earlier this week. Read More.
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Goodbye Underwater Basket Weaving, Hello DEI Major! Wharton’s New Degree Is Dumbest Ever
In “Politics & The English Language,” George Orwell warns writers to avoid using dying metaphors that have lost “all evocative power.” For example, making fun of hippie liberals for getting a “degree in underwater basketweaving” is now a bit outdated. Read More.
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