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Nature is healing: Middle School principals report instances of egging and toilet papering homes are down 400%
A local middle school principal said during a press conference that instances of kids throwing eggs and toilet paper at his house was historically low, in part thanks to the inflated prices of eggs and toilet paper at the supermarket. “I guess that’s one good thing to come out of the Biden economy,” said the principal on Monday. Read More.
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Insanity Wrap: We Need to Talk About That Trans Figure Skater
Finland’s trans figure skater is a genuine victim… of the people claiming to promote diversity. That’s the big crazy on today’s Insanity Wrap, an entire week’s worth of... Read More.
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Anti-woke business school program flourishes at Troy University
Without a doubt, the program is a success,' business school dean says. Read More.
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White House plans on having a staffer whisper the words of the State of the Union into Biden’s ears
In preparation for next week’s State of the Union address, the White House announced that they’re going a different direction in an attempt to get Biden to speak all the way through the speech in front of both chambers of Congress. The speech, scheduled for February 7th, is typically given off a teleprompter to keep the President on message throughout the night. Read More.
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White people need to ‘work’ on their ‘whiteness’: sociologist
How can white people engage in efforts to dismantle racism in ways that do not reproduce or place unfair burdens upon people of color to be our teachers?' professor asks. Read More.
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Denmark Rolls Out Mandatory Military Service for Women 
Denmark now has plans of introducing mandatory military conscription for women in an effort to sharply increase the size of its armed forces. Read More.
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Uh-oh! Biden’s family dog led investigators to even more classified documents
Investigators for the FBI were confused when they heard barking coming from the backyard of the Biden family home on Thursday afternoon. Read More.
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Professors argue K-12 science lessons should prompt activism, ‘societal challenges’
A pair of scholars who train the next generation of K-12 teachers recommend that science educators adopt a justice-centered approach to lesson plans that emphasize “explaining and solving pressing societal challenges that directly impact students’ lives, communities, and society.” Read More.
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The AP Stylebook Now Has a Problem With the Word “The”
The AP Stylebook has been making a lot of recommendations in recent years that I disagree with—usually because they’re stupid. Read More.
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U.S. Department of Defense unveils new carbon neutral, super-woke Hellfire missiles
A spokesman for the Army was exuberant as he announced that the U.S. military will phase out older versions of the AGM-114 Hellfire missiles for new versions that run on solar power. “We’re also going to paint a rainbow flag on them!” said the spokesman as the press gave a round of applause. Read More.
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Arizona universities require most applicants pledge support to DEI: report
Up to 80 percent of faculty and staff positions at Arizona’s three public universities now require applicants to subscribe to diversity, equity and inclusion statements, according to a new Goldwater Institute report. Read More.
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Gun Laws for Thee: Democrats Won't Punish Criminals Who Are Shooting for the Right Side
If you’re “gatophobic,” California is the place you oughta be. Golden Staters — like the good pinkos they are — are happy to surrender their guns faster than French soldiers sunbathing on the beaches of Dunkirk. Read More.
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Portland, Oregon wins bid to host fourth annual Oppression Olympics; beats out New York City and San Francisco
Crowds of blue-haired Antifa members eagerly awaited the decision of the International Oppression Olympic Committee to decide where the fourth Oppression Olympics would be hosted. Read More.
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Nebraska university refuses to lift ban on pro-Second Amendment posters
Creighton University will not remove its ban on pro-Second Amendment posters despite a student libertarian group fighting over the last several months to overturn the policy on First Amendment grounds. Read More.
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Lindsey Graham Defends Joe Biden Over Mishandling Classified Documents: 'I’d Be Shocked if There’s Anything Sinister Here'
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is defending President Joe Biden over the mishandling of classified documents, clearing Biden of any ill intent despite having no evidence. Read More.
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